Britain's Most Haunted Dad

don’t make me say it again

the oompa loompas are a greek chorus

First of all, I hate this so much. Second of all, imagine if the two switched places. (Veruca falls into the trash chute) Chorus: Pray thou no more; for mortals have no escape from destined woe. Wisdom is the supreme part of happiness; and reverence towards the gods must be inviolate. Great words of prideful men are ever punished with great blows… (Oedipus stabs his eyes out) Oompa Loompas: Oompa loompa doopity do I’ve got another riddle for you What do you get when you sleep with your mum? A curse on your kids for decades to come~

he’s cured

actually if you look at the heart monitor hes flat lining

Gotta die somehow.

trans person: im trans me, the good cis ally: thats cool. thats very cool. in fact you can pee next to me any time. go ahead. fucking pee next to me. pee next to me immediately you fucking coward

my advice: do not fuck with the spirit world, don’t take it lightly, you’re young and naive and completely unaware of how any of it works. This is one thing you don’t want to find out you were wrong about the hard way. 

well thats all very nice and weirdly condescending but i just spirit-skyped jane austen & she says you’re a fucking square

Please can you help me with this