Sad Boi Seb

who knew making bread could be so erotic

I reblogged this 0.2 sec ago but I love her clapbacks so much

Yeah should be doing this more.

I just love how she says “He does not look to be of Native American descent,” lmao.

If I was ever slated to meet Donald Trump, I’d stuff my pockets with those little hand sanitizer bottles. Every time he’d shake my hand, I’d immediately take one out and squirt the whole bottle. Make a whole spectacle of it, sanitizing my entire right arm. But only after shaking his hand; I’d also be sure to shake the hands of as many other people as possible, but never even think about hand sanitizer until SCROTUS is reaching towards me. Hell, maybe as we’re going in for the shake I’d already have my left hand in my pocket, very dramatically digging for a hand sanitizer so I could be cleaned the moment our hands part. Can you imagine the fucking headlines? The drama? I’d be the target of Turnip’s angry tweets for months. His lapdogs nazis voters would be outraged, screaming obsenities for DARING to attempt voodoo on their god bc they don’t understand cleanliness or germ theory. It would be awesome. I’d be an international hero for washing my hands.

I woke up from a dream last night, posted this, then immediately fell back asleep. I’m glad to see it was coherent and well-received. :)

absolutly amazing

“and all of a sudden you feel very small” damn right

IT JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED AND SAVED

Not relevant to my blog, but my inner nature lover is calling

Saw someone once posted a review on a book that said lions dont live in India; sad that some people dont even know they exist.

Yes, donate! But not to WWF

WWF should honestly give the name back to Vince McMahon

It would genuinely be very nice of you to donate as 23 lions passed away in October 2018 because of CDV which is a huge number for a species in hundreds 😔

Fuck, Millennials are fucking hilarious

I always feel better about youths after a good vine comp.

t-t-t-t-t-target!!!!!

“Bitch cone get me, not only is he ugly but his dishes talk!” “Who you talking to Belle?” “Uh… No one…. bitch that was his plate!”

That’s it, I’m abandoning all my stories guys, I can’t compete with this absolute masterpiece

Teenagers are both stereotyped as not getting enough sleep and getting too much sleep

To be fair we do

Wait fuck im 20 i cant reblog this

*age police tracks you down and shoots you dead*

I still think im 14 please forgibe me

he needs to be knocked the fuck out

that’s where the bus comes in

I admire and hate this simultaneously

everytime i hear this my lungs hurt from laughing

I HAVE LOOKED FOR THIS LONGER THAN I HAVE BEEN ALIVE

37chickenducks

ITS BACCCCKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!

I need this in my life this sounds like a sassy mafia gang circling you and instead of guns they only use the power of dance and music

I am morally obligated to reblog this post

does anyone know who this cover is actually done by?

yeah its by max raabe

THE FACT THAT AFTER THE REALIZATION IT JUST CONTINUES LIKE ..