its not gay if its on the moon

3 part challenge- one proper obstacle course portion with dex/str/con parts, 1 stealth portion, 1 bullshit portion?? they have to get a key at each part to progress. theyll also be shrunk to goblin size for it lol

thinkin a classic punchin' wall (dex), a climbing wall (ath/str), n maybe an eating contest? (con) (eating garbage obv) if they fail they fall off the 1st 2 parts, eating part is kinda checkpoint. players are supplied with whackin' sticks to knock each other off without doing too much damage. key is prob just the food <this part Should Hopefully go pretty quickly, itll be 1 check per portion

i wanna have a greased pig portion so badly. except its like. giant boar piglets. they have keys around their necks the players have to retrieve Without hurting the piglets

for the stealth part im thinkin theres a room. in the goblin fashion its cluttered, tons of furniture n boxes n shit, & a sleeping bugbear in a chair in the center. he has the keys on his person but! theres also keys in the clutter. they can either take their key from him or find one somewhere in the room

the only rules are: only take 1 key per section & dont hurt the piggies. creative solutions are highly encouraged

itll be time based but rather than have ppl moving forward before the others get there they'll just get x number of rounds in the next part

campaign is sorta based on dimension 20's court of fey and flowers (which i. have not watched tbh.) in that we're from different courts trying to decide what happens w the first bloom etc etc

but that's w/e bc its actually secretly a playersourced campaign in that each court is presenting a game, to like. share our cultures n get us kinda on the same page

wasnt present for the first game so im not sure how it went down but it was a hunt from the court of hoof and claw, the 2nd today was a clue-esque social deduction thing from the trickster court

i, however, am from the goblin court. the best court. i also am playing a gnoll clown. ive been told it cant just be an all-brawl. so im debating what exactly i want to do (i also... kinda have to be next as i should be having surgery within the next 3ish weeks so im trying to get mine done in advance). vibes are gonna be sorta nasty n ramshackle & def physical rather than puzzles

my initial thought was like... a wipeout course lol. ofc with the option of fighting & prob some bullshit traps? with maybe just a straight fight at the end lol

but also what if some kinda stealth sneakery thieving type challenge. something like... stealthing through a trapped arena & having to pickpocket items??? whoever has the most goodies at the end wins?

tbh rn im leaning towards a sorta obstacle course with a few different challenges?? like a wipeout portion, maybe a like. wresting portion lol. possibly a stealth portion

my mom broke her ankle n is still in the hospital so i have no transport and no income. have a hysterectomy consult tomorrow. cant miss this appointment as i waited 3 months n cannot wait more. can afford lyft n doordash for now but ???

too disabled to find a job n no transport anyway, i cant drive. would do comms but i am so so exhausted. reflux or w/e is flaring up, havent kept anything down for 3 days

dont think i posted abt it but ive been playing w chainmaille :3 is fun. repetitive enough to be relaxing but meticulous enough to be engaging. i do not understand most of these words tho 👍

almost 2am the night before but let's gooo

i primarily use my laptops touchpad to color but within the past few days i uh. can't. it either doesn't recognize any input at all, or does a dot at the end of a stroke Or a dot at each end of a stroke, or sometimes almost works right but keeps breaking up the stroke