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Ron Swanson’s moustache upgrade tho

Never apologize for your giant dogs getting overexcited, if I get taken down by a 100 pound mass of fluff then that’s how I go.

don’t act like just because it’s gonna be october that means you’re gonna go spend late nights in the forest with orange leaves, hoodies, and a significant other when we all know you’re gonna lay on the couch and watch Halloweentown High on Disney Channel

if you say my name 3 times in front of a mirror at midnight ill appear and probably pet your animals and tell you you look really pretty and then take some stuff from your fridge and leave

god this is fucking accurate sometimes

oreoskinned

I just let out the most childish squeal I’ve ever heard.

bienlesbian dinoshade

Good puppy (((:

THE FUNNIEST THING ABT CHOPPED IS like its like “2.3 seconds left” and these chefs R like “DAMN LEMME MAKE A VINAIGRETTE RN” AND IM ON MY COUCH SCREAMING IMTO A PILLOW LIKE BRAD YOU HAVE A SECOND LEFT AND YOURE PULLING OUT UR BLENDER

can’t wait to meet my future dog