princess ✨

i don’t want someone perfect. i want someone hot and weird with great taste in memes and a biting kink

i hate it when you're heating something up in the microwave and it starts to go snap crackle pop so you take it out but it's still completely cold. shut up then??

agnostic is lowkey the funniest belief system it's just like yeah idk it's none of my business

​i’m such a fake idgafer everything bothers me tbh

what? oh sweetheart no, you're not weirding me out at all. you're weirding me in. keep talking, freak

some people are afraid to be cheesy. I live my whole life on the charcuterie board

all i want is to have one of those ghibli moments where the protag is just lying in a breezy field with wildflowers and big puffy clouds overhead. that’s the goal here.