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Sex repulsed people should not have to walk on eggshells when discussing their orientation and constantly remind everyone that they're totally fine with other people having sex and that they're not an anti-sex puritan. You're allowed to be grossed out by the thought of sex and you should not feel like a bad person for your discomfort, no explanation or justification needed. If anyone tells you you're harming others just by being grossed out they're full of shit

That feeling when you just want to read an x reader fanfic but all of them are sexual so you gotta whip up the empty word document and write it yourself

Or worse yet. You start playing it like a movie in your head and never write it down

I wish boobs were detachable. Because sometimes I want to look like a genderless being, other times the outfit needs boobs.

Every Merlin “Arthur returns fic” is so unrealistic. Arthur speaks perfect modern English in every one of them. Need an Arthur who has somehow made it to modern London before Merlin senses he’s back and he can’t understand anyone because yknow, his English is outdated far enough he can’t understand anything, and Merlin’s just desperately trying to find him and Arthur’s gotten himself arrested in full Camlann armor, trying to tell the police what’s happening and that he’s King Arthur and they’re going to institutionalize him

I started watching dexter and it’s genuinely wild shit. His inner monologue will be like ‘this would be considered a kind action, if I had a heart. But unfortunately, I feel nothing inside. My chest is an empty cage, with no warmth inside it’ and he’s doing some shit like saving a puppy that almost got run over or something

In the rainforest. Straight up “taking over it”. And by “it”, haha, well. Let’s justr say. The rainwings.