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i forfeit on stinky linky's behalf, tambien, otherwise he will fill up the entire dialogue limit with screams of violence which i am sure does not qualify as dialogue.

Zelda suspects that the words were not meant to be heard, uttered so quietly against the crackle of flames as she drifted the space between consciousness and darkness in his arms. She'd strayed too deep in cold waters once again, lingered too long, blued her fingertips and slowed her heart beat—and all for naught.

It was disappointing, but hardly surprising, and somehow, it didn't hurt as much this time. Not as much as every time before. Link's hand was so warm as it had helped her out of the water, his arms warmer, the thrum in his chest so very soothing...

I'll be there for you, too, she wanted to tell him, but all she could muster was a slow, deep breath.

I'll protect you, Link.

Below you will find quotes taken directly or paraphrased from the movie 'Labyrinth'. You know, the one starring David Bowie's bulge. Send in one of the following to see how my muse reacts:

❝ I ask for so little. ❞

❝ Just let me rule you, and you can have everything that you want. ❞

❝ Just fear me, love me - do as I say and I will be your slave.❞

❝ You remind me of the babe. ❞

❝ That’s not fair! ❞

❝ Give me the child. ❞

❝ You say that so often, I wonder what your basis for comparison is? ❞

❝ I have been generous up ‘til now; I can be cruel. ❞

❝ You cowered before me, I was frightening. ❞

❝ I have reordered time; I have turned this world upside down, and I have done it all for you! ❞

❝ I am exhausted from living up to your expectations. ❞

❝ Isn’t that generous? ❞

❝ Your mother is a fraggin’ aardvark! ❞

❝ Everything I’ve done, I’ve done for you. ❞

❝ I move the stars for no one. ❞

❝ Your eyes can be so cruel. ❞

❝ If she ever kisses you, I’ll turn you into a prince. ❞

❝ If he ever kisses you, I’ll turn you into a princess. ❞

❝ You’re him, aren’t you? ❞

❝ You’re her, aren’t you? ❞

❝ My will is as strong as yours, and my kingdom as great. ❞

❝ You have no power over me. ❞

❝ How you turn my world, you precious thing. ❞

❝ Well then, come on, which way? ❞

❝ Which way do you want to go, hm? ❞

❝ Was that wrong? ❞

❝ I’ve brought you a gift. ❞

❝ But if you turn it this way and look into it, it will show you your dreams. ❞

❝ In nine hours and twenty-three minutes…you’ll be mine. ❞

❝ Where you goin’ with a head like that? ❞

❝ No, I said ‘allo’, but that’s close enough. ❞

❝ It’s only forever, not long at all. ❞

❝ All right then, throw down your weapons, and I’ll see that you’re well-treated. ❞

❝ Don’t tell me truth hurts, because it hurts like hell. ❞

❝ No one can blame you for walking away. ❞

❝ I don’t know why, but every now and again in my life - for no reason at all - I need you. ❞

❝ The way forward is sometimes the way back. ❞

❝ It’s very rude to stare! ❞

❝ What did you have to go and do a thing like that for? ❞

❝ What’d you expect fairies to do? ❞

❝ What’s the matter, my dear, don’t like your toys? ❞

❝ There’s such a sad love, deep in your eyes. ❞

❝ I’ll place the sky within your eyes. ❞

❝ What kind of magic spell to use? ❞

❝ I’ll paint you mornings of gold. ❞

❝ I’ll spin you Valentine evenings. ❞

❝ I’ll be there for you as the world falls down. ❞

❝ We’re choosing the path between the stars. ❞

❝ I’ll leave my love between the stars. ❞

❝ How you turned my world, you precious thing. ❞

❝ You starve and near exhaust me. ❞

❝ I do believe in you. ❞

❝ I live without the sunlight. ❞

❝ I love without your heartbeat. ❞

Oh phooey. Looks like he was caught! That look of abrupt displeasure was undeniable for instances like this.

Yet could a hero truly not be prepared for every situation? Sora has recalled the ancient texts of the Hero scattered across Hyrule. Old legends tucked to the figure who wields the Master Sword.

Time to put that to the challenge.

With a clenched fist held to his heart, Sora speaks!

Blink. Blink.

STAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARE.

Damn bro, you got the whole squad laughing.

He is sulking because the Master Sword is giving him the silent treatment (refuses to glow) for his greed.

THIS Y'ALL'S HERO RIGHT NOW HYRULE??

Pointing and bluntly asking, ❝ Can I have that? ❞

Another bundle of lizard men down! Watching as their bodies turn into these crimson, murky husks of oblivion makes him morbidly curious. The sight in itself almost draws too close to a trademark enemy of his own. That said! It didn't escalate to the grounds of needing to be overly concerned.

This world? It was strong. The light that kisses its high peaks to its deepest seas held a tender brand of care for it.

What serves as the bizarre outlier would be the man approaches him. Initially he's put off but such an intense stare, as if from a solitary glance, they've managed to conjure all knowledge related to him! Given these divine, witchy and overall mysterious entities that's becoming his company now days? Sora would genuinely not be surprised.

Yet the Key held between them is buzzing with a clear sense of amusement. Oh did it feel nice to be desired! And not to mention, it knows it's partner wielder's type of personality to the T!

Sora on the other hand, blinked in abrupt confusion and a burgeoning sense of respect for that level of forwardness. "Was pretty cool, huh? I mean why not go n' share the joy?"

"Guess it's outta my hands now!"

And just like that, the fabled Keyblade finds itself within the hands of another. From a singular touch, it'd hold that same majesty as another sacred blade that currently rests within this land. It was as if hope itself flocked to life and limb, swimming through Link's entire frame as a blessing before that initial weight goes weightless. Soon, smatterings of light swimming around it's form as it dissolves entirely.

Back into Sora's hand!

Only then would it be given a spin, and find itself tucked securely on his shoulders. "Is what I would say. But, y'ever had a sword that's pretty picky in who it sticks by? This happens to be one of those cases."

"Don't worry, I'm easy. I'll eat anything I haven't had to cook for myself."

She chuckled at her own joke, though it wasn't unfounded. All Gerudo underwent survival training as a matter of course, and the chieftain was no exception. She did well in everything except cooking. She would butcher anything if it meant she didn't have to hover above a fire and see if anything was burning. There were too many other things to do at camp than mind a pot! Not to mention she was a horrible, repeat offender at oversalting.

Vaguely he could gleam that Urbosa was trying to usher out more lightheartedness from the knight, and by the nature of this conversation that sentiment had to be at least a little mutual. But it seemed even while pastries and fruits were the subject matter, the boy was too serious for his own good.

Nonetheless his eyes had a certain sparkle to them, having learned a bit more about the chief as well as a world of ways to be more useful to her. ❝ Curry... Fruit... ❞ He nods, committing it to memory. And then a lightbulb goes off.