A Squid with an Internet Connection

Does the Kids Next Door qualify as a liberation army? Is Numbah One a revolutionary theorist?

asked one of my coworkers how she's doing today and she goes "could be better, could be worse," and another coworker nearby who was eavesdropping chimes in with "could be a lil bit o' alligator curse!" i have no idea what he meant by that but i do know that it has been immediately added to the lexicon.

idk who needs to hear this but something "sounding ridiculous" to you personally is not, in fact, evidence of anything

Seeing all these posts about the USMNT and frankly, I didn't realize other countries had mutant ninja turtles

in the Egyptian wing of the museum and my boyfriend is like "what are all the time periods of ancient Egypt" and I'm like predynastic, early dynastic, old kingdom which is when the pyramids were built, first intermediate, middle kingdom, second intermediate, new kingdom which includes amarna period and yugioh, third intermediate, and then all the late period stuff and macedonian and roman eras. and he's like run that by me one more time

guy currently hurtling toward a migraine at a rate that would impress most astrophysicists: i wonder wgat is happening in my beautiful telephone