Humanstein

and the winner of superwholock is officially??? no one. we all lost. congrats team

England isn't a real country, stupid. England is a lie to sell you more Doctor Who

duuuuuude you have GOT to come out tonight we're enacting cruelty upon those who have transgressed so badly that we can justify any act against them... and you KNOW we're interpreting our delight as moral righteousness... Yeah it's fucking crazyyyyyyy get an Uber

Life is good because sometimes there is a bird and you can look at it.

Sometimes it also makes a fun sound

uwahh…!!! *magical girl transformation but instead i turn into a dead body*

Everything I read about recovering from burnout is like “it takes months or even years to fully recover” and it’s like okay…. I have a weekend before I gotta clock in on Monday

*turns my attention inwards* mmmmm. no *turns my attention back outwards* oh god

ohh my god but what if there is still time. what if there is still time. hey. there is still time? there is still time. have you heard. there is still time. hi. there is still time. did you know. there is still time.

think something is good? check again. more thoroughly.

when God closes every door and window in the house he leaves a doggy door for you to try to force your head through and laughs the whole time watching you

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