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2andahalfcatastrophes

I think abt the left 4 dead 2 graffiti so often. Like they really had the human condition nailed huh.

professionalchaoticdumbass

these are tumblr posts

peonyartz

ladies,, is it gay to love your tree gf??

based off this sculpture: <3

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This dress is very I saw goody proctor with the devil

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pamietniko

Embracing my life.

Vienna, Austria

prunelya

When the persimmon trees Bear fruit

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klapollo

hey shout out to PBS and public libraries

klapollo

like dudes for real PBS has so many resources for education and stuff. you can watch HOURS of documentaries online for free on their site. like no joke go on pbs dot org right now and you’ll find an entire netflix of public television with full transcripts to boot. the american experience site alone is loaded with multipart docuseries about american history the availability can vary but even then watch pbs sometimes!! they have really cool crap on all the time. sometimes they play ballets and broadway shows. (donation ad voice) support public television

vishual-deactivated20190408

strange and bizarre how community-funded and supported programming and resources are made to be free and easy to access, and it’s some of the highest quality stuff you can get my friends! sorry not sorry socialism works

glumshoe

I like haunted houses in theory BUT I have no idea how to react when the actors speak to you. They ask me a question and I just… answer it…

The scariest part of a haunted house is the unscripted social interaction.

glumshoe

Scary nurse in a creepy voice: “Do you have an appointment to see the doctor?”

Me: “Uh. Do you accept walk-ins?”

glumshoe

Scary farmer: “I like to kill people!”

My friend, brightly: “I like to die!”

puerto-nic0

Zombie : “AARRRGH”

Me : “Do you get dental insurance?”

Zombie : “TEETH!!”

schmergo

This happened to me.

Scary prison dude: HELLO

Me: Nice to meet you!

Him: (pause) No it’s noooooot

batsalmighty

My worst horror house experience was when I couldn’t find the (rather obvious) exit and the guy chasing me with a chainsaw stopped, sighed and pointed me to the exit, saying “please scream as loud as you can when you run out there” and just left. I disappointed the horror house chainsaw dude and I will never get over that

tired-wolfe

Guy: They are all my friends.. (motioning to hanging corpses; then grabs a noose) Will you be my friend? Me: Sure totally, you made me a friendship necklace? Oh my god your so sweet? Guy: … Yes.. Please, let me.. I cant I cant just go (laughing). – Got to walk a second time through– Same guy: My friends -wailing- Me: I came back I just really wanted to be friends so bad Guy: (laughing more) Please, Im not allowed to laugh.

hoardofhyperfixations

I went to a Haunted House and literally befriended every actor there.

Specifically, I remember;

There were zombies walking around in the waiting room. I said “Hi!” and he gave me a high five. Every time he passed from then on, I got a high five.

Near the end, there were these twin little girls. “Come play with us.” They said. “Okay!” I said. “Forever.” They said. “Oh, sorry, can’t do that. I’m busy.”

I could hear them giggling.

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Guy playing Freddie Kruger: Remember, you are all my children!

Me: thanks dad

A small chorus of teenagers: thanks dad

madamsledge-deactivated20200802

oh shit I’m getting flashbacks of all the time me and my friend went to amusement parks drunk on halloween and I tried to drink with the actors

theauspolchronicles

The previous post about [REDACTED] has been deleted because, as mentioned, we’re not meant to know that [REDACTED] is a convicted [REDACTED] until his 2nd trial next year regarding [REDACTED]

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Me when I see ankles on tumblr after December 17th

brunetteambition

Reasons why I relate to Moritz Stiefel:

Fleeing to America is my solution when I fail my exams

The only other option is to die ??

There is absolutely no in-between

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This kills the tumblr.

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