John Oliver trying to communicate through my dreams to warn me about the oncoming apocalypse.

So I’m guessing we’re all growing old with each other on tumblr.

Old friends senior blog sanctuary

ur first and last recent emojis are ur gender now. mine is 🅱👨‍❤‍💋‍👨

THIS POSTED IN THE OPPOSITE ORDER BUT ITS SO MUCH FUNNIER LIKE THIS

WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE I AM

I’m his crying wife

You have to understand the part that’s so iconic about this is this isn’t a clip of him winning the tournament this of a clip of him coming in fourth

Oh my fucking god no it’s not XD He won with that strike. That was like his fifth national championship win. Why would you lie about that. Why would anyone lie about that.

THIS POSTED IN THE OPPOSITE ORDER BUT ITS SO MUCH FUNNIER LIKE THIS

i realize this is about turning 30 but my brain keeps saying it’s about the Dust Bowl happening again but in the 2030s

im just a huge sucker for charismatic villains becoming sort of pseudo good guys and hanging out with the main characters just because a bigger, more serious threat emerges and i dont think it happens enough tbh. especially when they’re still kind of a dick, i just think its a fun trope

im getting desperate, we’re all hungry and can barely ration anymore. please help