The Personification Of Meh

In love with this random guy who had a lock slapped on his storage unit for not paying its rental and not only did he ignore management and took his stuff out without paying, but also chose to steal the lock itself and send it to the LockPickingLawyer along with a confession letter

@theoutcastrogue

People always focus on the "lockpicking" part of his name and ignore that the lockpicking lawyer is, indeed, a lawyer, and can tell you exactly which crimes you committed in getting this lock to him

some people like winnie the pooh and donald duck can get away with just having a shirt and no trousers and still be widely beloved instead of the laughing stock of the british public. but when i, julian fawcett–

no you do not need to hold fictional characters "accountable". they are not real.

If you think about it, Back to the Future is the anti-Oedipus Rex. Marty tries to save his father's life, then goes to great lengths not to fuck his mother.

@putting-swears-back-in-images

Or you use a plastic/silicon spatula?? Or a silicon whisk?? go to literally any dollar store they have shitty plastic/silicon kitchen utensils you can scramble eggs with without scratching up your pans

I hate this site so much.

@hellsite-hall-of-fame @worldheritagepostorganization

is this the ORIGINAL?!???