I literally haven't seen a single scene from The Mummy, so here's a live commentary
Barely 5 minutes in, already both a murder and a suicide
Imagine trying to bring back your girlfriend only for some guys to cockblock you and lock you in a sarcophagus
Wow this movie changed atmosphere real quick
Try to guess who the main character is
Bro calm the fuck down these are just fucking shelves
My hoarder brain already wants that box and the map on my shelf
You fucking idiot just combusted a 3000 years old artifact. You should be in jail for this.
NGL this dude doesn't look half bad π
Bro how tf are you still alive
I hate how bearded guy who wants the 25% has the same VA as Shrek in my country's dub
What a nice bonding scene over a bag of weapons
I heard this movies was a bunch of people's bisexual awakening. I get it why
Why do I feel like fat guy is dying first
"Looks to me like you're on the wrong side of the riverrr" get rekt
Gotta agree, the cinematography is pretty nice
How many people will survive till the end of the movie? My bet is on 6 or lower
My Egyptian mythology nerd is quaking
I mean I like bugs when they're normal bugs but I saw what these bugs were doing with that one guy
NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE
You know when the mysterious figures protecting the ancient city tells you to leave, you should probably leave
"I'M A LIBRARIAN" You go girl
Let's play the game "Guess what's inside the certain death box"
I fucking hate the thought of being buried alive
My Biology nerd part is dying. That's not how scarabs work
Oh good, the plagues. Because why not.
That's not how locusts work either
Wait, the mummy is trying to hook up with the girl? Not that I can blame him
Excuse me? What's happening?
You're really bringing the room down buddy
We're speeding through catastrophes like it's 2020
Bro joined the dark side and honestly he's rocking the new gear
I'm just curious how many monsterfuckers are into this movie just because of the mummy
Makes sense he's scared of the cat
Plot twist, old guy from the beginning is plot relevant, who could've guessed
I'm worried about the cat
SMH you can't trust mummies these days
Jumping into the hole π« Trying to slash down an army βοΈ
At least Imhotep is traveling with style
Rest in Peace old guy, you stole the show
You know this guy's motivation is kinda sad honestly, I'd root for him if the world weren't in danger and all
It was about time the priests showed up
The girls are fightinnnggg
Well this certainly was a climax. A bit all over the place, but it wasn't bad at all
"Death is only the beginning" Apparently, considering that this movie has a sequel
Happy end for most people i guess
This movie was great, I'm giving it a 9/10
