Trash

Oh thank God a reputable profession

hard cider was invented when someone decided to make beer that tastes good instead of bad

is it a vape in your pocket or are you just happy and smelling of mangos to see me

Anyone else feel like things have been Very recently? Like it's all just getting a little Too for me

“its gonna be okay” bro fucking when

“are you okay” no bro i constantly feel like i am too much but simultaneously not enough

i don’t even know what to do. every single day i don’t even know what to do

you just know when someone in customer service says “thank you for your patience!!!!” they’re fighting for their lives that day

*accidentally spent all my life making sure everyone around me feels comfortable, only to realize I never felt comfortable the whole time*

i zoned out a few years ago and never zoned back in

all these posts that are like *flips hair* hi newbiesss tehee welcome to Tumblr..... we're not like the Other Social Media Sites 😝😘 and then proceed to unironically describe tumblr like the shangri la of social media where we all live laugh reblog and have long ebony black hair and flip off preps as if every fucking day on here for the last ten years hasn't been a bloody trial with innumerable casualties like we don't weekly see the most hilarious drama and indescribable dysfunctionality. you're all like acclimated deep sea organisms enticing soft photic zone invertebrates to come down. they're going to fucking die.