It's not easy being 5'1

Hello I just wanted to tell everyone I'm EXTRA sensitive and EXTRA dramatic

pics that make u go wahoo!! hell yeah!!!!

My kink is when you’re eating a pint of chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream and your spoon hits a massive boulder of cookie dough that you then pry out like an archaeologist on the dig of a lifetime

naughty goats get the noodle horns

happy halloween month time for my favourite post of all time

honestly? keanu reeves should have been in the MCU by now

honestly keanu reeves should’ve been doctor strange

marvel wouldn’t even need to spend money on cgi because keanu reeves can just do that

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Lmfao

I’m crying

russian kinder surprise

That looks like it’s made of coal.

It tasted like coal

you ate a vase

honestly at this point me eating a small vase is the least of my problems

WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE I AM

I’m his crying wife

when will Ted himself.. finally show up to the Talk ?

The final boss

You guys know TEDtalks stands for technology, entertainment and design talks right?

I will not let Ted hide behind these lies any longer