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Ruffnut: Tuffnut, probably.
Tuffnut: Yeah, that seems fair.
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Hiccup: We've got to find a way to cut down our expenses. What can we live without?
Ruffnut: Tuffnut, probably.
Tuffnut: Yeah, that seems fair.

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Snotlout: So... what would you do if you were in bed with me?
Tuffnut: Depends. Is your bed comfortable?
Snotlout: Yes.
Tuffnut: I'd sleep.
Astrid: Why can't any of you ever clean up after yourselves?
Ruffnut: We have a person who does that for us.
Astrid: Yeah, ME.
Tuffnut: We’re glad you agree.
Heather: What’s the status up here?
Snoutlout: Fucked up, about to die, Fishlegs’s a nerd. The usual.
Ruffnut & Tuffnut: *accidentally set the kitchen on fire*
Ruffnut: We need an adult!
Tuffnut: Ruffnut, we are adults!
Ruffnut: We need an adultier adult! Get Hiccup!

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Ruffnut: Hey!
Tuffnut: What do you want?
Ruffnut: Remember what we were talking about yesterday?
Tuffnut: Nope.
Tuffnut: I can do anything I put my mind to. I once figured out Stoick’s phone number just by choosing random numbers.
Hiccup: And?
Tuffnut: And he blocked me, but I still did it.
Hiccup: Did you have to stab them?
Dagur: You weren’t there. You didn’t hear what they said to me.
Hiccup: What did they say?
Dagur: "What are you going to do, stab me?"
Hiccup: …
Spitelout: Good morning. As you begin your day, remember that violence is always an option and often the answer.
Snotlout: …
Snoutlout: YEAH!!
Ruffnut: Hoodie pockets are so great. I can fit like three sandwiches and a grenade in there and my hands are still warm.

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Tuffnut, in a high voice, holding Barbie: Hey, Ken! I was thinking about going back to school and starting a career!
Ruffnut, in a deep voice, holding Ken: Nonsense, Barbie. You’re staying home and having my kids.
Snotlout: What the fuck are you guys doing?
Tuffnut: Playing systemic oppression.
Tuffnut: Uptown Funk would've made it into the Shrek Soundtrack.
Ruffnut: That's the truest statement I've ever heard.
Ruffnut: I could kill you if I wanted.
Tuffnut: Yeah? So could any other human being. So could a dragon. So could a dedicated chicken. Heck, even a strong breeze could if it was really breezey and like, strong. You aren't special.
Tuffnut: Sweet dragon you got there.
Police: Yes, this is our new drug sniffing dragon.
Tuffnut: Still training huh?
Police: What do you mean?
Tuffnut:
Tuffnut: Never mind.
Tuffnut: There is no i in happyness…
Heather: …
Heather: There is if you spell it right.

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Astrid: Hey Ruff, Tuff, can I speak to you guys for a minute? In private.
The Twins: Ooh, someone's in trouble.
Tuffnut: It's us.
Ruffnut: I don't know why we did that.
Hiccup: Sorry I’m late, everyone! I broke down on the way.
Fishlegs: Oh no! Is your wheelbarrow okay?
Hiccup: …what wheelbarrow?