Incorrect Quotes with the gang
Snotlout: We need to distract these guys
Tuffnut: Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. Discuss.
Hiccup, Fishlegs, and Astrid: *Immediately begin arguing*
Ruffnut, watching in horror: Oh this. I like this. I like this a lot.
Toothless: *Posts a super low-quality image to the group chat*
Hookfang: If I had a dollar for every pixel in this image, I’d have 15 cents.
Toothless: If I had a dollar for every ounce of rage I felt in my body after I read this text, I would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you.
Stormfly: Actually I did the math, Hookfang would have $225, not $0.15.
Hookfang: Fam I’m right here....
Meatlug: If I had a dollar I would buy a box of rocks :)
Toothless: while you’re there could you buy me an Salmon bag please?
Meatlug: Sorry I only have a dollar.
Stormfly: Hey I just realized my friend is right, Hookfang would have $22,500 because it's a dollar for every pixel, not a cent.
Meatlug: If I had $22,500 I would buy a box of rocks and an Salmon bag.
Stormfly: You can buy anything you want with $22,500.
Belch: Yeah and they want rocks and Salmon.
Stormfly: Salmon to what?
Barf: Directly to the forehead.
Hookfang: Great chat everyone.
Astrid, laughing: I CAN'T EITHER!
Hiccup: I CANT FUCKING DO IT ANYMORE
Snotlout: WELL I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, YOU CAN EITHER GIVE UP NOW, OR YOU CAN FIGURE IT OUT. BECAUSE WE CERTAINLY CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT YOU, AND WE KNOW YOU CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT US.
Hiccup: BUT LOOK WHAT WE'RE DEALING WITH-
Hiccup: YOU GOTTA DRAW THE LINE SOMEWHERE!
Ruffnut: Hiccup we gotta-
Hiccup: YOU GOTTA DRAW A FUCKING LINE IN THE SAND. YOU GOTTA MAKE A STATEMENT.
Hiccup: YOU GOTTA LOOK INSIDE YOURSELF AND SAY 'What am I willing to put up with today?'
Hiccup, motioning to Tuffnut: NOT FUCKING THIS
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