one foot in the gutter

will 2017 be the year i finally chill out? no

i was right

sending “I hope you get that job” vibes to the people out here tryna get jobs

reblogging for yall bc the shit worked for me lol

Karma will pop me if I don’t

If you scroll pass this you don’t got ten dollars

Need my $10

Guys i literally just got tipped $10 at work

y’all still being mean in 2017? tragic

my aesthetic

i think dogs have elevator music playing in their heads at all times

not even risking that shit

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

Nope. I know better, have your reblog Madame Zeroni.

who the fuck is Madame Zeroni

Look at these stupid children who don’t know who Madame Zeroni is

☝🏾😂

Man lissen if you don’t know you better ask somebody AFTER you hit the reblog button

there r real teens out there who think discovering nirvana is a special achievement 

isnt that kinda the whole point of buddhism

psychological thriller: the man was LYING the whole time! me: i know

why do so many 40+ yr old men have the audacity to like.. flirt w/ me in all seriousness. i’m half (or less!) your age, bud. do you not have places to be? go call your kids. eat a grapefruit. stock up on viagra. decay. the options that don’t involve me are endless

I had a guy come in and order two sandwiches today and he told me the second was for his boyfriend because he was surprising him with lunch at work and. My skin? Cleared. My crops? Watered. I love homosexuality

I know I said love was fake earlier but hearing the excitement in this boys voice when he was telling me about his boyfriend melted my cold dead heart. I’m a believer again

He was so excited to get his boyfriend a sandwich guys. He knew his boyfriends favorite order by heart and was so proud of it. There’s quite literally nothing on this earth better than that gay love