♡𝑲𝒊𝒕-𝑲𝒂𝒕 ♡

streaming minecraft to my friends and i just pick up a book and quill sitting in my inventory and start typing. 30 minutes straight of no gameplay, just me writing the peakest fiction to ever exist, and it's beautiful.

meeeeow! aWOOOOga! HONK HONK! BOIOIOIOiOING! Holy SMOKES!!!!! *train whistle sound* MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMBEEEEEP BEEEP BEEEP *the sound of an entire kitchen's worth of cooking appliances hitting the linoleum tiles* oh my goodness gracious!!!!!! BARKBARKBARKBARK Y-Y-Y-Y-YIKES (i just whacked by a warm weiner, twice!)!!!!! HOLY MACKAREL!!! *helicopter blades whirring* *the sounds of a tornado ripping through an uninhabited woodland* *smacks lips into microphone (without a pop filter)* WHAT IN THE WHOO-ZAWHAT-ZA-HOO-HAH!?!?!? *13 stock explosion effects layered over each other at slightly different semitones and speeds* *a deep, thundering, earth-shattering, ball-splattering rumble emanates from the depths of the earth as an eldritch deity long thought to be dead rises once more to ravage the world and everything in it* CRIMINY JIZZMAS!!!!! *a singular raindrop... how tranquil!* *an entire 3-and-a-half-hour grandmaster level chess game, sped up to be played in its entirety only about 15 seconds* *every pokémon cry played at the exact same time* *just one long-ass drawn-out A# played with the electric guitar synth in such hit songs as megalovania and totally nothing else* GOOD LORD!!!! *the screams of a thousand damned souls* *the big bang* *the bigger bang* *incomprehensible screaming and crying and laughing (<- they read a single one of sigmund freud's psychological analyses)*

Second attempt to start posting here