Think For Yourself

adulthood is realising no one cares about you and the show must go on

god made ferrets by taking a cat and rolling it between his hands like a long piece of play doh

😂😂😂😂

I absolutely love the fact that he still wanted to help.

I need an update. Did he get to help

don’t share your favorite songs with wrong people

I believe every cat is born with an art history degree

literally the only math class i would ever look forward to

I’ve seen his mugshot a thousand times but never this

I hate when u say “deja vu” out loud n someone ur with goes “what was it?” Like bitch we all can barely communicate the most straightforward ideas without utter confusion and chaos…..u rly believe it is within my capacity to explain exactly what fleeting moment of temporal embodiment made me feel like a vague reincarnated ghost girl trapped in a child’s dream??? Surely u are mistaken.

can’t wait to have my bachelors degree and never have to think again

is this blog stupid? yes. but which one of us is following it?

every night after 10pm my feelings start crawling out, starved, as i beat them with a moderately large stick vigorously hissing “stay back” until i inevitably fall asleep

This is so aesthetically satisfying. 

as someone who has worked at a grocery store for over five years, all i can imagine is these items being shoved back all over the store and I have to find them all and put them back in the correct location