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@htosborn
Texts | Gwen
Gwen: Honestly I can't think of anyone who would like them.
Gwen: I'm not saying that you have to think that way, all I'm saying is that there are other ways of thinking. That's all.
Harry: Well you're right. My pet fish, Bubba, is better than sex.
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Texts | Gwen
Gwen: I know so. It's either that or informercials.
Gwen: Well, that's how it works for you. I'm sure some other people wouldn't let sex trump every other good thing in their life.
Harry: I hate infomercials so much.
Harry: Okay, okay. There are some things that are > sex.
Texts | Gwen
Gwen: The Kardashian's is the only thing that's on at 3 AM, so...
Gwen: Oh good god. You really don't have any better nights of your life?
Harry: If you say so.
Harry: Sure - but sex trumps most of those, so I mean. That's just how it works.
Texts | Gwen
Gwen: .... Khloe.
Gwen: That was implied. It was also part of the reason I wouldn't accept a dress from you.
Harry: Wow.
Harry: Okay, okay. I don't regret it, though. The dresses that have been left behind are typically after the best nights of my life.
Texts | Gwen
Gwen: Ew, no. If I were to be a fan of anyone in that family it certainly wouldn't be Kim. Her voice makes me break out in hives.
Gwen: Oh no, it's okay. I have something here.
Harry: So then who out of that family gets all your love?
Harry: Oh, good. Because the only dresses I have are - well, y'know.
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Perfect. You’re exactly who I want to see after a hellhole of a week.
Oh, c'mon. What's so wrong with me?
Texts | Gwen
Gwen: No, I saw someone do an impression of one of the sisters on TV once. It was surprisingly hilarious.
Gwen: Of course he is. Well I'll have to scavenge my closet for some sort of formal attire.
Harry: Nope, you're lying. You're actually a closet Kim Kardashian fan.
Harry: I can go make one of the butlers find you something?
Texts | Gwen
Gwen: Literally I can't with Kim.
Gwen: Sounds like a game plan, see you soon.
Harry: ...You actually follow her?
Harry: Oh, my driver's going to come get you.
Texts | Gwen
Gwen: I could probably tell them I'm a Kardashian and they would believe me.
Gwen: You know me better than that Osborn. I'll slip up a few times, but they'll be too dull to realize. Don't worry about it.
Harry: Probably. You can be very convincing.
Harry: You have a point - but, I guess at least they're just that stupid.
Texts | Gwen
Gwen: Yeah sure, I need a break from this thesis anyways.
Gwen: I mean like, yeah! I like totally would love to go to like, an awesome dinner, you know?!
Harry: Perfect. They'll all buy it. Just tell them you're a model and y'know. Act stupid.
Harry: Also no feminism. Old rich men don't like that.
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Texts | Gwen
Harry: So Norman is holding a fancy dinner. And he wants me to take a date.
Harry: Wanna pretend to date me so I don't have to hang out with a ditz all night?
This has been the longest week of my life. I need a drink.
Poor baby.
Hey, anything can happen.Â
Well I told you that I wouldn’t be a hero! If push came to shove I would kick a bad guy’s ass, but I’d rather save the animals who can’t save themselves. Who said I had powers in the first place? Because that changes everything.Â
So you'd just...be totally normal. You are the most boring girl in the history of the universe, Gwen Stacy. What kind of person would turn down powers if they were offered? I'd be all over that shit.
Project #29, Mark 1: Digital Design
"I think this looks ten times better than whatever the hell Oscorp made. They look less tacky - more like a decoration, less like a potential explosive. Right? Well, that's what I was aiming for, anyway. Hoping to start adjustments to the devices soon. Fuck what Norman said - Oscorp is half mine, anyway. This'll prove to him that I can do it."
Hey, I never said no to the breadsticks, just ordering so much that I don’t have anything left over to give Aunt May and Uncle Ben. You know I’d never deny you heaven in the form of cheesy breadsticks, man. What kind of friend do you think I am?
Good. Because you and I both know that you can't go there and not get the breadsticks. They're way too delicious to ignore. Kind of like me, you know?
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I don’t think so, Osborn. I think that if anyone in this friendship became a vigilante, it would have to be you.
If I had a secret identity it would be someone who rescued animals and brought them to animal shelters. I wouldn’t be a “bandit” or anything of the sort. Although that it a lovely name.Â
Me? But I'm a gentleman set to inherit a billion dollar corporation - there's no way I could possibly have time to be a vigilante. Or evil.
That is the lamest possible thing you could do. Instead of kicking bad guy ass, you would do something any normal person could with or without powers?
A secret cat—what? We both know I’m too busy with school to be a criminal mastermind. So no, nothing to hide.Â
It's possible. You might be responsible, but who knows? Maybe you're secretly cunning.
I can see it now. Gwen Stacy: The Blonde Bandit. Got a nice ring, doesn't it?
