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My typos are my momst attractive feature

FUCK

fuck what. fuck you? at least let me buy you dinner first

They made British people up for doctor who

Whenever it’s late at night and I see a spooky video or picture on my phone, I lean forward and kiss it right on the lips and honestly it’s worked so far

this is a great approach until the void develops feelings for you

True love is syncing up everything in your lives from periods to mental breakdowns

i am going to spam you with every thought i have for the next 2 minutes. then die. 

Can tell if the “then die” is a threat to me or yourself

good.

Stop putting periods at the end of ur sentences pls

instructions unclear. some guy in jail just got a period.

Oh no why

im gonna be honest with you i dont really know where i was going with that but i love you

i am going to spam you with every thought i have for the next 2 minutes. then die. 

Can tell if the “then die” is a threat to me or yourself

good.

Stop putting periods at the end of ur sentences pls

instructions unclear. some guy in jail just got their period.

i am going to spam you with every thought i have for the next 2 minutes. then die. 

Can tell if the “then die” is a threat to me or yourself

good.

like shii bro!! someone feed me grapes fr no cap juilius could never Caesar my salad. Subway™

sorry i’m the hottest funniest coolest person you know. must be hard being jealous 24/7.

Being hot and funny and cool is so out right now. Inconceivable concepts are in.

i am inconceivable. i don’t exist. i am the illusion of all illusions.

someday i swear to GOD i will pet a cow

He can speak and move thats fuckable

How dare you assume im a bottom