boys are hot!

- JS: i’m not really a nickname guy • DT: i just called you shorty • JS: that was YOUR choice

- JS: he was like mac and cheese. like a comfort food. he was a comfort voice.

- JS: mama said there’d be days like this… help me dave • DT: godspeed shorty

- JS: why do they do that? why do they sit front row? they were washington fans BY THE WAY

- JS: i thought he said ‘i’m coming to the cottage’, but my lip reading isn’t as good as yours

- BA: i’m fired up, he threw my chair at me! unreal. have another beer.

- brando and lando allegedly doing the splits in the broadcast booth, but we’ll never know for sure

- baptism by fire for 20 year old tom willander (idk if this was shorty or dt or rf)

- *talking about the word rump* JS: well i didn’t go to university like you • DT: *long pause* i didn’t learn that at university

- BA: jett woo just took a punch to the face and had his helmet knocked off but yeah, the refs suck

- BB: first career fight for drew o’connor… looked like it.

- brando spamming “BOJANGLES!!!!” in the ccf

canucks subplot: