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reblog if you gangnam smiled

fuck i’m trying to catch all these flies but they think my vinegar is stupid. i have honey also but that’s for me i can’t give them any of that

management trying to hire and retain employees

Fuck. Fuuuuck. Kamala Harris paid me to endorse her and I toooootally forgot & spent all the money on various cheeses 🧀 and Smirnoff 💦 do you think she will be mad

Ye swindled her good, me bucko! I'd be proud to have ye as a member o' me crew

dude fleabeard you always you always have my back. i love you man

My fujoshi accountant loves yaoi

theres a rainbow trout out there somewhere swimming alive

the greatest thing about having a cat is it just scratches my inherent itch to be annoying. life is just so much better when you can walk through your living room and point at the animal minding her own business on the couch and go “itsababyyyyy” in a really fucking stupid voice

every $30 purchase is like a razor sharp arrow stuck firmly in my muscular wearwolf back