After reading chapter after chapter of slow burn and they finally kiss

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After reading chapter after chapter of slow burn and they finally kiss

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Sure, chocolate and peanut butter are a great combo, but have you ever tried
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me getting ready to consume more fanfiction than can possibly be made
Me reading fanfics for 10 hours straight:
Itās been said before, but honestly one of the best feelings in the world is when you unexpectedly read a marvelously written fic and you click on the authorās name in AO3 and discoverā¦more works.

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you ever realize how much better life is when you just. fucking ignore canon? toss canon out the window? grind canon into dust under your heel? repeatedly punch canon in the face with one hand while writing a 50k fix-it fic with the other? pure bliss
So, when I was doing my thesis on whether or not fanfiction should be considered a legitimate genre of literature, my advising professor asked me for examples. Ā I gave him the generic ones, of course -Ā āPride & Prejudice and Zombiesā is a horror fanfic ofĀ āPride & Prejudiceā,Ā ā50 Shades of Greyā is an erotica fic ofĀ āTwilight" - and that seemed to make him understand what fanfiction is, but not how itās useful. Ā So I thought about it, and, after about a minute, I said,Ā āParadise Lost is basically a fanfiction of the Book of Genesis. Ā And The Divine Comedy is an epic self-insertion fic for Catholic doctrine. Ā So, basically, you were teaching us fanfiction last semester.ā Ā I had never before seen a grown manās eyes widen with such fear, incomprehension, disgust, awe, and understanding.
#does that mean the renaissance was almost entirely fan art?
Yes. Yes it does. All ur classic favs had the Renaissance version of DeviantArt.Ā
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The AO3 Tag of the Day is: The hardest poll this blog has ever produced
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#real #not to be salty but this is what ive been saying#like everyone out here really still acting like fanfic isnt really writing#like its subpar and like it cant be good and have amazing lines#even fanfic writers treat it like its LESS and like theyre PLAY writing and not actually writing#like friend buddy ican ASSURE YOU that fanfic is every bit as real and good as writing from books#the only difference between fic and actual books is that books go through several stages of processing and editing and filtering#and are worked on by professionals who studied the craft of editing#while fanfiction cuts that filtering and everyone gets a chance to be heard and to be read#and instead of editors we have peer editing and reviewing#dont be fucking tricked by the mass notion that anything that young girls and queer people are interested in is immediately bad and subpar#bc it is fucking not #i will FIGHT for it #fanfictionĀ (tags by @crossroadswriteĀ bacause they add so much to this post)
The real irony is there is plenty of fanfiction that goes through more rigorous editing than some published fiction. So the difference in quality between fanfiction andĀ āprofessional writingā is totally arbitrary and made up. Except that some things that are more expensive are worse.

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author: sorry Iām jumping on this bandwagon and writing a fic with the same premise as all these other fics
me, has read 500 fics like this one and is prepared to read 500 more: please never apologize for giving the people (me) what they (also me) want
WELL I WOULD READ FIVE HUNDRED FICS
AND I WOULD READ FIVE HUNDRED MORE
JUST TO READ ONE THOUSAND FICS WITH THE SAME
PREMISE AS THE ONES BEFORE
DADA DADA (DADA DADA)
DADA DADA (DADA DADA)
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i am a:
āŖļø man
āŖļø woman
š dumbass
looking for a:
āŖļø man
āŖļø woman
š 200,000 word fanfic at 3 am
when you click on a fanfiction and the website warns you thereās inappropriate content in itĀ
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OZHUFBDHFUBSDJHHBSDOUH THATāS MY NEW HOUSE DKFGUHBDFKGUJBFBLUJFGBNDLF,KJ
@penguinluv129 I love ya ¬W¬
Is this not you, @shanastoryteller ?

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When you read so much fanfiction that you forget what actually happened vs what you read.
Ok so I was looking for historical slang terms for penis (gotta be era-accurate when writing vintage dick jokes) and I came acrossā¦.something
some linguist compiled a literal timeline of genitalia slangāa cock compendium, if you willāthat dates back all the way to the fucking 13th CENTURY. This motherfucker tracked the evolution of erection etymology through 800+ years, because if he doesnāt do it, who else will? Thank you for your service, Johnathon Green.
Some of my favorites include:
Shaft of Delight (1700s)
Womb Sweeper (1980s)
Master John Goodfellow (1890s)
Nimble-Wimble (1650s)
Corporal Love (1930s)
Staff of Life (1880s)
Spindle (1530s)
As good as ever twanged (1670s)
Gaying Instrument (1810s)
Beef Torpedo (1980s)
and last but not least, the first recorded use of the word Schlong, which was in 1865 CE. Tag yourself, Iām Nimble WimbleĀ
And are the lovely ladies feeling left out? not to worry! Johnathonās got you covered, gals, because he also made one for vaginas. Highlights:
Mrs. Fubbās Parlor (1820s)
Poontang (1950s)
Spunk Box (1720s)
Ringerangroo (1930s)
Ineffable (1890s)
Itching Jenny (1890s)
Carnal Mantrap (1890s - a busy decade apparently)
Bookbinderās Wife (1760s)
Rough Malkin (1530s)
Socket (1460s)
and a personal favorite, crinkum-crankum,Ā circa approximately 1670.
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