Lesbian Lessons

let’s go y’all

Don’t deal with any of your emotional trauma. Ever. Just let shitty exgirlfriends fuck you up forever.

Skip family events by breaking a finger so you can enjoy watching voltron with your big bro instead!

Use pride flags instead of wallpaper

Go to an all women’s college. Like hell, gay heaven tbh

Vote every hateful, prejudiced politician out of office.

Make sure every homophobe knows you’re gay in the most obnoxious way possible.

When choosing between things always choose the rainbow option.

Before getting into any relationship be sure to find out if you like the same poptart flavor.

Only ever talk about how much you love girls.

Buy every flannel shirt you come across.

Buy a U-Haul. You will need it.