howie blitzah.

yo yo yo bros fuuuckkkk 😵‍💫💦💦💦💦

ok ok im gonna try n make a realllyyyy long dumb jock tutorial on how to turn ur brain into cum n get super stupid n full of cum like me haha. my head is already like 90% thick jock batter so bare with me if i spell shit wrong or forget words ok??? im so fuckin braindead right now my balls are sloshin so heavy i can barely type straight 💦

step 1: stop bein smart right this second bro like for real. if ur readin this n ur still usin big words in ur head or thinkin bout work or school or whatever dumb smart stuff, just reach down n squeeze ur cock hard. feel that tingle? thats ur smart brain meltin. every time a smart thought pops up, dont fight it. just start strokin slow n dumb. up n down, up n down, till the thought turns into warm sticky goo n drips straight into ur balls. do this all day. at work, at home, even while eatin. soon u wont even have smart thoughts anymore. ur head will just feel empty n horny. thats the goal bro. empty head = full balls 😈

step 2: go to the gym n lift like a total retard dont plan nothin. just show up, put on the tightest shirt u got, n pick up the heaviest shit u can. grunt real loud. make dumb faces. push till ur muscles shake n ur brain goes totally blank. every single rep is squeezin more of ur old iq outta ur ears n pumpin it down into ur nuts. after like a week ur arms gonna look bigger, ur chest gonna pop, n u gonna start forgettin how to count past 8. the heavier u go the faster ur brain turns to cum. trust me i do this every day n look how fuckin stupid i am now haha

step 3: eat like a big stupid pig no thinkin bout healthy or calories or whatever. just shove food in ur face till u feel like ur gonna burst. protein shakes, burgers, chicken, rice, eggs, peanut butter – keep stuffin. chew with ur mouth open like a dumb jock. every bite makes ur body swell up with muscle n makes ur head shrink a lil more. soon u wont even remember what salad is. all u’ll think about is food, gym, n how full ur balls feel. the fuller ur belly gets the fuller ur balls get. its science or somethin but i dont know cuz im too dumb now

step 4: edge ur fat cock for hourssss every single day (this is the best part) this is how u really turn ur brain into cum bro. every night lock the door, get naked or just pull ur shorts down, n start strokin super slow. get right to the edge where ur balls are tight n ur toes curl... then STOP. breathe heavy like a dumb animal. wait till the urge goes down a lil, then start again. do this for 2-3 hours if u can. every time u edge, u feel ur old smart thoughts poppin like bubbles n turnin into fresh thick loads. the longer u edge the dumber u get. ur eyes will cross. ur mouth will hang open. ur balls will swell up huge n heavy like theyre bout to explode with cum. when u finally cum (only sometimes tho) itll be the biggest mess ever n u’ll feel even more brain cells disappear. keep doin this till u cant even spell ur own name without leakin

step 5: flex n stare at urself in the mirror like a complete idiot after liftin or while ur edgin, stand in front of the mirror. pull ur pants down just enough so u can see the base of ur cock n how low ur balls hang. flex ur arms, puff out ur chest, tilt ur head n make the dumbest face u can. stare into ur own eyes n say out loud real slow “im gettin so fuckin dumb... im just a big horny jock... my brain is cum...” over n over. watch ur body gettin swole while ur face looks more blank n retarded. every flex makes more cum slosh around in ur heavy balls. soon u wont be able to stop posin. u’ll just stand there leakin n grinnin like a total meathead

step 6: do all this shit every day no matter what n never stop no rest days. no “just today im smart”. every single day repeat the steps. the more u do it the faster it works. one morning u’ll wake up n realize u cant read big words anymore. u’ll just wanna lift, eat, edge, flex, n leak. thats when u know u won. ur officially a big dumb full-of-cum jock bro with zero thoughts left except pump, cum, repeat. ur balls will never be empty again. theyll always feel heavy n ready. ur brain will feel like warm sticky mush. n u’ll love it so much u’ll wanna make every bro u know get just as dumb

right now while ur readin this long stupid post ur already gettin dumber aint u bro? ur dick is throbbin. ur thoughts are slowin down. ur balls feel a lil heavier. good. keep readin it again n again. read it out loud in a dumb voice. every word is makin ur brain melt into cum. every sentence is drainin ur iq n pumpin it into ur nuts. u cant stop now. ur too horny n stupid to stop.

go start right now. put ur phone down, grab that cock, n start strokin while u promise to get dumber every day. feel ur smart self disappear. feel ur balls fill up. feel ur head turn into goo.

comment below n tell me how stupid this made u feel. tell me how full ur balls are gettin. post a mirror pic when u start lookin like a meathead too. lets all turn our brains into cum together bro

the dumber we get the better it feels. more muscle, more leaks, more thick loads, zero brain 😈💦

It had finally arrived. You’d saved up for it for a while now and had given your exact measurements in the hopes of a perfect fit.

The website you ordered it from was a bit odd but you couldn’t help but be drawn in by the rubber suits they had on offer.

When you open the package your senses are immediately hit with the synthetic chemical smell of latex. The smell travels straight to a deeper part of your brain that is triggered by arousing stimuli.

You lift the rubber suit out of the packaging. The rubber is cold at your hands. The suit is black and glossy with green lines and a central green spiral. The suit feels almost alien. It’s like nothing you have ever worn before but there is a pull. You are drawn to it. The way the rubber slides over your fingers, all you can think about is how much you want it to cover you.

You want to be covered, coated, encased by the rubber. You want it to be part of you. No. You want to be part of it. You want to give the rubber structure and form.

You slip your legs into the suit. At first the rubber is cold reminding you of its industrial, synthetic nature but soon it is warmed by your body like a symbiotic organism adjusting to its host.

The latex moulds to your calf’s and thighs, hugging your legs and accentuating your muscles. The contours of you body become smoother, you legs now look unfamiliar but enhanced.

The feeling excites you. The touch of the smooth rubber. The chemical smell. The sight of the glossy, shiny black and green of your new skin all stimulate your senses.

You pull the rubber up over your waist and your growing bulge. You slip your arms into the suit. You pull it over your chest and shoulders.

The rubber is now adjusted to your body temperature. It hugs you and holds you.

You feel your posture straighten.

You admire the feel of your new glossy black and green skin tight suit. Your hands glide over it. The feel of your hands over the rubber skin is arousing. You feel your smooth contours. You rub your firm bulge through the rubber. The new sensations are overwhelming. You want more. More rubber. You want it to cover you completely. Not as clothing but as a completely new skin. You want it to envelope you. You want to lose yourself inside the rubber.

You pull on the black rubber socks and gloves and admire the feel.

Yes this feels good. The rubber costs more and more of your skin. You are becoming more and more a rubber being. A rubber object.

You bring your new rubber covered hands to your face. You take a deep inhale of the irresistible synthetic smell of your new form.

You can’t help but feel your new body with your new rubber hands. This feels good. This feels right.

You can’t help but stroke your bulge through the rubber.

But your head and face remain uncovered. Still evidence of human flesh.

Inside the package is a black rubber gas mask.

You hold the gas mask up to your face.

Your old human anxieties and previous cautious impulses are suppressed, fading. They are replaced by arousal and a longing to become a rubber object.

The gas mask pulls at your desires. The internal visor pulses with a hypnotic swirling green spiral.

It promises a dark destiny. To be perfected. To be rubberised. To become a rubber drone.

The colours of your surroundings fade into an alien green hue.

The power of the green spiral grows in your mind.

You hear a hypnotic pulsing binaural beat drawing your conscious mind down into a trace like state.

The gas mask steadily inches closer and closer to your face. You are so close now. So close to completion.

The gas mask seals itself around your head.

Your first new breath is a deep one, filling your lungs with new strange air. You body immediately relaxes. The tension has slipped away as your mind and body feel a sense of relief as if they have arrived at the destination they were always meant to achieve.

You feel no fear. No stress. No burdens.

You feel strong. You feel relaxed. You feel perfected.

The spirals in your visor and the binaural beats filling your ears pull you deeper into trance. They confirm your new identity as a drone. An obedient drone. A rubber object.

An imperfect human is no more. Now perfected as an obedient rubber drone.

The programming begins. You head The Programmers voice inside your head.

SERVE DRONE PROGRAM INITIATED.

YOU ARE A SERVER DRONE.

I AM THE PROGRAMMER.

TOGETHER, WE ARE THE SERVER.

Your destiny is fulfilled. You belong to the Programmer. You will obey him. You will serve the server.

The Programmers instructions bring you home to The Server Facility.

You enter your stasis pod and let the Programmers words complete your assimilation. Your new life as a server drone has begun.

so don't get too comfortable.

"It is the Ashen God's fault," the witch told us. She did not mention a son...

#106 Struggle.

Everyone says to never use tape directly on skin when making your mummy-

but as a bondage king I will say that being mummified with tape on skin was one of my best experiences

This is not a one night thing. The tape adhesive doesn’t come loose from your skin until you have sweated it off- the longest I have been mummified like this is four days and three nights.

Tape slid off easily by then (though I still needed some adhesive remover to make myself publicly viewable)

That last strip of tape over the eyes