Kenzie

blaze it, i whisper as i light my homework on fire

I’VE WAITED 2 FUCKING YEARS TO POST THIS BECAUSE I MISSED 420 2 FUCKING YEARS IN A ROW

literally have had this queued for a year

Update: she fancies me

Update: She’s my girlfriend

Update: We live together

Update: We just got our first house 🏡

THIS IS THE CUTEST THING EVER

There’s someone who has their iPhone named “hot single horses in your area” and they airdrop people pictures of horses randomly. Nobody knows who it is. Once, during an assembly, the laptop that the projector was from had airdrop turned on, and in the middle of a presentation about bullying, it popped up in front of the entire school. HOT SINGLE HORSES IN YOUR AREA WANTS TO SHARE AN IMAGE. A picture of a horse, with text in bubble letters over it saying “available”

whoever they are they’re my hero

THEY DID IT AGAIN

IS MOM EVER COMING HOME?

THEY’RE PLAYING DARUDE- SANDSTORM AJSHSSL

My favorite part of this is that OP didn’t feel the need to explain how he’d get Julius Caesar addicted to hentai.

your mom is named mom…my mom is named mom… dude don’t freak out but i think we’re related

it honestly surprises me how phil lester, human ray of sunshine, manages to kill so many houseplants

“Lonely dance floor …“