fat pigeon report: ten of them

What’s with Russia and dashcams?

to have car insurance in russia, dashcams are required because russians are terrible drivers

did you really need to ask what’s up with dashcams in Russia after watching this video

tell rodney his bridge looks nice and sturdy

He wouldn’t understand you he’s just a chicken

chickens understand more than you could ever could, randy

Well first of all thats rude

I need games to kill time until monday is prison architect any fun

i dont want to play overwatch stop saying that

play rocket league with me randy

My internet is slower than a horse in a bag

why is the horse in there

I tried googling it but the page won’t load

lets just turn abandoned shopping malls into affordable apartments and keep the food courts and comfy palm trees and fountains and places to sit that’d be real nice

I ACTUALLY HATE THAT IT RHYMES

Just finished crying

Crying again

me: (isnt being shown constant love and affection by a specific person) me: they hate me

when will i be someone’s cute girlfriend i’m ready now