SWEGIN' IT UP GARYS WAY cha

I feel bad for teenage girls cause they have to get fingered by teenage boys, and as far as I remember teenage boys finger girls like they’ve accidentally dropped a pick inside a guitar and need it back right now.

i literally guffawed at this text post

yep.

get out.

That is the best pun EVER

I wish I had the ability to make boys really nervous

holding a really sharp knife to their neck usuallly does the trick for me

*imagines myself working out* okay that’s enough exercise for the year

this website is so toxic 

With a taste of your lips I’m on a ride

you know our word for ‘microwave’ is ‘popty ping’, right?

this language is literally keysmashing

*goes to a party and awkwardly follows freind around the entire time*

Nooooo. Lmao.

Lmaoo

*precisely determines where i should take the next bite of my sandwich*