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Ma'at hobbles off screen and returns with the garden hose.
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Shylow laid in the tall grass, just breathing in the scent of the earth and air around her. Feeling herself decaying into the dirt beneath her, or at least she was imagining it.
The flutter of wings prompts the little demon to open an eye and look up at the crow staring down at her.
"Hi Missus Nabe!" she greets, moving to sit up and pulling a strand of grass from her hair "I was just dyin' inta tha earth. You should try it. It's very soothin'."
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Watching her swing by the branch from her tail, Morior is braced to catch her - just in case she has put too much trust in the strength of either limb, her own or the tree's. The last thing he wants is for her to get hurt and the 'mama' she mentioned to show up finding her in such a state. -- ❝Ah- well, you should still be careful around here, there are many dangers that lurk in these woods.❞ One might assume he was speaking of the monsters and various creatures that reside within but that couldn't be further from the truth, they are by no means as dangerous as the unforgiving natural landscape might be. Morior's brow raises at her question, a breath exhaled - it isn't the first time a curious child has inquired, most tend to zone in on it, yet he always struggles to know just how much to explain.
-- ❝I was born like this, with one eye missing, just as I imagine you were born with that oh-so-interesting tail of yours.❞ He explains, keeping it surface level for now. ❝I can say I have never met something quite like you, is your mama the same?❞
Shylow snickered at the warning. She's one of those dangerous things, but she's not gonna tell him that! Mama says that Shylow needs to learn to keep her cards close.
She listens to his explanation, tilting her head curiously as he inquires about her Mama.
The demon shakes her head, swinging more and more until she let go of the branch, turning into a shadow as she did a flip and landed on her feet as a little girl once more. "No, Mama's a human an' Baba hates it, but Mama's got custody an' takes me ta therapy once a week!"
Turning back to the stranger, Shylow drags a finger down her bottom right eyelid "She's missin' an eye too, but she never tells me how she lost it, but I remember she used ta have two!"
just as he spoke, bud made herself known.
the young kalisk jumped from the brush, slamming her fists upon the ground with a high pitched bellow. as if that would intimidate the larger being in front of her.
dek chuffed in mild frustration.
the young yautja leapt down from his perch, hitting the earth with a dull thud. he placed himself between the young kalisk and the stranger, clicking his mandibles softly. something was off about this encounter, about this being before him.
"what are you?" he rattled in yautja tongue, extending his wrist blades as a precaution.
Anubis shouts as the unknown creature landed before him. Stumbling and falling back into the dirt.
He blinks and then laughs breathlessly. Shaking his head as he sits back up. That's what he'd been spooked by? But they're adorable!
Then the other thud and the demand for an answer.
"Oh... Uh..." Shit. He can tell this guy's fully armed, but, given that Anubis still has his ears he's going to take a shot in the dark and say that they're not exactly looking for a fight.
The young demon points to himself "I'm a demon... Sort of... My name's Anubis. I'm looking for something. Maybe you've seen it?"
He moves slowly, shifting so he could use a claw to scratch into the earth. He drew a crocodile like creature with a mouth of sharp teeth on both ends. Though the drawing was somewhat crude. He scratches a stick figure about a third of the beast's size next to it.
"It's a Primordial Beast. Pretty aggressive one. I'm tracking it."
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... He's usually against willful property damage, but this monstrosity has him considering making an exception.
... Do you think I could launch that thing far enough to wreck it?
"Do it!" Djin encourages with a mischievous little grin.
Would her father and grandmother be disappointed in her participation should she be caught? Probably, but her aunt would be all for this! After all, you can't have order without a little chaos.
"No body important drives one of those things anyways."

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Ma'at tapped her cane thoughtfully. Looking between the two thugs who saw a blind old woman and likely thought they'd hit a jackpot.
"Hmmmm... To watch your lips turn blue or see them drip red... It's a difficult question to ask one's self..."
Before the old goddess could make the decision for them, another shadow is cast over the trio and Ma'at turns to the new face. A single brow raised as she waited to see if this would be a good samaritan or another bloke about to have his lungs popped.
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The serpent rested upon the stones just beyond the shade of the trees. Eyes closed as chin sitting upon his crossed arm. Back to the sun to allow his scales to absorb its warmth.
The god of chaos and destruction does not bother to look up, or even open his eye, as he hears steps approach.
"If you value your sanity, I would recommend not stepping closer."
Ya know, I have so many icons from when I wrote Maisie, I'm debating if I should use her as the FC for Djin until I have more drawn icons of her...
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"What sort of odd little creature is this?" the goddess mused as she knelt down to inspect the strange beast before her. They were small. Small enough to fit into her palm.
Speaking of...
She holds her hand out, a silent offer for them to step forward so she could get a better look.
"Well, aren't you just adorable?" She gently strokes green feathers with her index finger "I am Isis, mother to all Egypt, and who might you be?"