Pancake Pamela

waterloo is stuck in my head again and honestly I couldn’t escape if I wanted to

you wouldn’t believe how many people reblogged this to whine about hot weather in the tags.

The cold is easily shut out, the heat is inescapable hell

FUCK. HEAT.

this advertising is so effective that it made me want to go buy a brand that’s been defunct for 40-something years

You hire Spider-Man and you fucking got Spider-Man.

He checked her pulse

one time at h&m i thought a guy was a mannequin so i started feeling the material of his coat and i screamed when he moved and we were both really freaked out

bruh

how was that a physical possibility

Goals

i’m the only thing preventing the mailman and the vacuum from killing my entire family

this was such a confusing and frightening post before i read the name of the blog that posted it

When your ketchup bottle precums onto your burger and u wanna cry

it’s like i always say: fuck

my friend’s four-year-old son wouldn’t go to sleep because he wanted to keep looking at the stars and she tried to bribe him with a piece of chocolate and he just said “would you rather get a reward or be happy” and turned back to the window

Oh my… God?

This is the most comforting, warm and important piece of text I have ever read, and it is so true. No life is wasted that is spent sharing and loving.

i’ve seen hell

we’re literally floating on a tiny planet in fucking space why are we surrounded by hatred and misery. why can’t everyone just calm the fuck down and lay on some grass. the sun is a GIANT BURNING ORB why does money exist. fuck everything