consistent amazingphil content? is this what it's like having a father

phil is really brushing off the fact that he's switched his hair colour for the first time in 15 years

imagine if phil,,, stopped dying his hair ,, don’t know if i could survive that but i’d love to find out 

y’all ever think about planets?? stars?? they’re out there being big RIGHT NOW

“I’M GETTING BETTER”

Bring out your dead. Eh, close enough.

IM NOT YET DEAD SIR

You left out the part where the ant, believing HERSELF to be dead, stayed in self imposed exile in the ant graveyard until the acid wore off and she realized she was not supposed to be in the ant graveyard.

@finite-experience, this seems like the sort of thing you’d like to see

Ant 2, returning to the colony: i lived bitch

phil locking the front door, norman’s tank under his arm whilst on the phone to dan: and you’re NOT allowed into the house until it’s GONE, you hear me?

will olaf and minions ever end. will i be forced to live the rest of my life occasionally seeing olaf and minions

Said the Baudelaire children.