BOO!

house md ddx but it’s in the style of a non-stop debate from danganronpa

number one thing i want for public bathrooms is for them to be unisex accessible safe private and clean. number two thing i want for pubic bathrooms is for them to have flat surfaces in the stalls you can put your handheld items down on when youre shittin. ive encountered it in like two bathrooms ever and it changed my life for real.

Overheard a 13 yr old explaining how jax was a trans lesbian to his dad at amc today

We've taught the children well

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here

warner exec (on the phone): Hi, Gerard, me again. So we've crunched the numbers and ran your idea past our lawyers and insurance people. I'm sorry to say, but there's really no safe or cost effective way to burn you at the stake during the next tour.