mustache activist

men need to be gnawed on a little bit actually. it's good for them

i always fall for opening the comments section and then go ahhh right i forgot. the concept of nuance and non-universal experiences just doesn't exist to some people

Learning how someone kisses for the first time is such an intimate experience.

tumblr keeps recommending this post to me while I’m drunk and h*rny with no one to make out with that’s fucked up

committed to wearing heels tonight and I’m only in the car and I already regret it

I lasted one hour and changed into my flops that I stuffed into my purse

I need to make friends with someone who has a boat

I’m kind of goated at manifesting my moms friend just bought a boat 😏

who up missing anthony stolarz

I looooveeee Matthew Knies he’s so big and cute and beefy and stupid