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Due to morning wood, and the rotation of the planet, there is a giant crowd wave of rising dicks constantly circling the planet

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This is what “Boys Will Be Boys” should mean
That poor guy… has a snore like that AND was burned horribly by his friends???
ok so why am I just finding out that Taika Waititi was nominated for an oscar back in 2005 for a short film …and he almost slept through the nominations lmfaoooo
Yes! This was actually a gag, he apparently said to the other nominees something like “when they call our names, let’s all pretend we’re asleep!” And no one did it but him because he’s Taika Waititi.
/\ the fact that nobody else did it except him…really makes the joke more effective lmaoooooo
Daddy’s New Whip
Im losing my shit 😂😂😂
HENRY CAVILL Henry Cavill Explains Everything You Need To Know About The Witcher’s Sword
@thebibliosphere for mothman and your hand fixation
Hand sanitizer Web Shooter
sprays this in the eyes of people who arent wearing masks right or get too close to me

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When you get a friend to print the boarding slip
She must have paid money at a print shop for that!
I love this so much. It’s funny universally. The relatable dorky friend energy. The confused and amused looks. The double slow unfolding. Peak comedy
What it’s like dealing with customers in retail
I dont know what to say. I’m at a ,’ , |,’_’ for words
YES!!!!!!!!! I FOUND IT< Funniest vid EVER
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lmfaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo why did i laugh so loud
LMFAO “causeee im a gummiee bearrrr” ♩ ♪ ♫ ♬ .
I almost peed on myself omfg😭😭💀💀💀
I think about this video so much

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HIS FACE. HER FACE.
EVERY. FUCKING. TIME