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shedreamonmyneon

WHAT DO WE WANT?

deadboy4000

radicalposture

palpatine straight up told anakin he was a sith lord and anakin was like well. this is a lot to process so im going to go fetch my boss and we’ll come back in about half an hour and murder you so don’t go anywhere and palpatine didn’t you have to admire the man

prophecyguy

palpatine is the best villain of all time bc he's the classic master manipulator who pits his enemies against each other without lifting a finger by preying on their weaknesses but normally those types of villains have the caveat that once their bullshit get exposed it's a simple matter of slapping handcuffs on them bc they're like weak old CEOs or whatever

but our boy sheev? when his plans don't go perfectly he's just like oh well and starts zapping fuckers to death bc he's also the most powerful old prune in the galaxy and he could just kill everyone around him if he gets bored

like luke throwing away his lightsaber and declaring himself a jedi was great but you know that luke kinda thought that was it, the crotchety old emperor doesn't have vader to fight for him anymore courtesy of luke cutting off vader's hand for possibly the fortieth time in anakin's life, so it's smooth sailing until lando destroys the death star and blasts them all to kingdom come, but then palps is like aw shucks no new apprentice can't blame a guy for trying and just starts deep frying luke for shits and giggles and our poor twink is like THIS ISN'T ONE OF THE THINGS I THOUGHT THE FORCE COULD DO ABORT ABORT ABORT

and with mace and co arriving at sheev's office to bring him in for being dark catholic it's functionally the equivalent of a scooby doo villain of the week getting unmasked by the gang but then he just starts snapping necks

valtsv

10 ACCESSORIES EVERY WOMAN SHOULD HAVE

1. FLAMING SWORD

hidetaka-miyazaki

ndiecity-deactivated20241101

DARK PUNK DISCOGRAPHY INCLUDES:

GET UNLUCKY

DOIN IT WRONG

SOFTER, WORSER, SLOWER, WEAKER

SUPERVILLAINS

LOW LIFE

TAKE LIFE BACK FROM MUSIC

THE SOUNDTRACK TO THE MOTION PICTURE "READY PLAYER ONE"

ndiecity-deactivated20241101

IM SORRY IM SDORY I DIDNT MEAN TO MAKE THEM BREAK UP IM SORRY IM SO SORRY OSUJMMBDNFJKDSFJK

normal-horoscopes

DAFT PUNK AFTER YOU CAST THIS POST LIKE A CLOWN:

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i’m floored

Wanted to share my 50 Minute Darksynth / Midtempo Mix - Hope you guys enjoy!

apocalypse-polakiewicz

davanshatry

#||* me about to start jamming like

30-minute-memes

Workers refilling the Earth’s core with molten lava during the Great Lava Shortage of 1912

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ivysaw

you should ALWAYS use a condom unless it’s been explicitly discussed and you have decided otherwise as a couple! always!!!!!!!!!!

foodless

even if you’re lesbians???????

ivysaw

especially if you’re lesbians! if both of you get pregnant that’s twice as bad

‘something-bad’

joey-wheeler-official

AND THEY’RE ALL ME BABEY!!!

artofthecatt

Oh let’s break (down)

spicychefpie

EXCUSE ME BUT DID YOU MAKE THE MUSIC NOTES IN THE BOTTOM LEFT HAND CORNER OF THE LAST PANEL, FUCKING LOSS?!?!

artofthecatt

This has been up on various social media sites for days now I’m so glad somebody finally noticed

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best-of-inspirobot

[You have to steal the identity of a real human]

gummie-guts

*shows up to your doorstep in a maid dress and cat ears and just beats the shit out of you*

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