🌸 fuck my stupid baka life 🌸

[shaking your hand] hey you ever hear about the scorpion and the frog [not letting go] exciting friends and a good adventure

the thing is that childhood doesn't just end when you turn 18 or when you turn 21. it's going to end dozens of times over. your childhood pet will die. actors you loved in movies you watched as a kid will die. your grandparents will die, and then your parents will die. it's going to end dozens and dozens of times and all you can do is let it. all you can do is stand in the middle of the grocery store and stare at freezers full of microwave pizza because you've suddenly been seized by the memory of what it felt like to have a pizza party on the last day of school before summer break. which is another ending in and of itself

these teenagers and their dog are trying ruin our money laundering business. no tony put the gun down were doing this the old fashioned way. were gonna dress up as monsters and scare them

bigs my eyes

bigs my eyes at you

bigs my beautious my gorgeous eyeballs

Thank you for coming to my this

What is that

My this #mythis

i’m at such a ?? time of my life i’m just ???????????????????????? like ????????

I don’t freak unless froken to, thanks

HAND CRANKED AND TWISTED

could you lie

modern baseball was right. i 𝘢𝘮 gonna miss it all.

(nods sagely) (nods basily) (nods rosemarily) (nods saltly) (nods star anisely)

#if someone shouted something racialized at a food service worker and he pulled swords#if be like ‘yeah that’s fair’

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