Give the OP a medal or something.

Wait do American classrooms not already have fire extinguishers

Nope! It’s an unnecessary expense! Schools are for nothing more than generating revenue to be put toward athletics to further maximize revenue! It’s a modern hellscape!

I aspire to be like Gomez Addams because I want nothing more then to run around my house with a sword and love the hell out of my spouse

why did october just like not happen

The cognitive dissonance caused by a society that tells its children to “follow their dreams” through messages in films, literature, etc. and then punishes them for not choosing safe, money making careers in adulthood is fascinating, to say the least.

some of y'all treat the lgbt community like a high school party you didn't get invited to instead of a community formed out of a need for survival and it really shows

what if the sound of the instruments you’re playing is them crying because you’re hurting them

don’t do this