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Lando knows, technically, before Oscar joins.
Zak tells him first, in the vague, careful way Zak says things when he tries to sound casual about something that is absolutely not casual. Andrea tells him again later, more formally, in the sort of voice people use for incident post-mortems, contracts, and minor explosive hazards.
βOscar is a hybrid.β
Lando stares at him. βWhat, like Toyota?β
Andrea only folds his hands on the table and looks at Lando with the grave patience of a man who has already decided not to rise to anything today. βIt is private medical information. It does not affect his ability to race.β
Which is apparently the McLaren way of saying your new teammate is part wasp, please donβt make it weird.
And Lando doesnβt. Mostly because there is nothing to make weird.
Oscar looks normal. Annoyingly normal, actually. Normal hair, normal hands, normal ears, normal little mouth that quirks when Lando makes a joke that is not even that funny. He doesnβt have wings. He doesnβt click his mandibles. He doesnβt crawl up walls or hiss at jam. He wears his team kit properly, sits through meetings with his arms folded, and answers questions in that calm, clipped way that makes Lando want to poke him just to see if anything interesting falls out.
Oscar is just his teammate, a quiet guy who feels entirely too dense to be knocked off balance, standing his ground right up until he puts three tenths on you where it hurts.
Aside from the biggest red flag is that he drinks Coca-Cola mixed with water like it is an acceptable life choice, which frankly seems more alien than the wasp thing.
So Lando forgets.
Not fully. There is always a part of him that knows, tucked away with all the other things he has been told once and is meant to behave normally about. The same way he knows where the exits are in a room, which mechanics walk behind him in the garage, which corners punish him if he gets greedy.
Until Singapore. Because heat does something to Oscar.
At first, Lando thinks it is just the usual Singapore misery. Everyone is sweaty. Everyone is irritable. The paddock feels boiled in its own plastic wrapping, all stale air and humidity trapped under lights that never seem to switch off. After FP2, Oscarβs fireproofs cling to him, his hair damp at the temples, colour high in his cheeks. He looks tired, which makes sense. They all do. Singapore makes everyone look like they have been lightly poached and then served under fluorescent lighting.
Then Lando sees the ridge.
It happens in the garage, quick enough that he almost misses it. Oscar bends over the sidepod, one hand braced on the halo as Tom talks him through front wing changes. His race suit is half down, sleeves tied at his waist, fireproof stretched across his back.
Under the fabric, at the base of his spine, something moves.
A hard dark shape pushes against the materialβsegmented, glossyβthen sinks back under his skin like it was never there.
Lando stops drinking, and water spills down his chin.
Oscarβs head turns. For half a second, his face goes completely blank. Not surprised, exactly. More like every shutter in him comes down at once.
Then he says, very evenly, βMissed your mouth there.β
Lando wipes his chin with the back of his hand. βYeah. Noticed.β
Oscar looks away first.
After that Lando canβt stop seeing things.
The shadow under Oscarβs skin when heβs overtired, low and slow, like something shifting in sleep. The dark hook that appears beneath his waistband when he stretches and disappears before Lando can look directly at it. The way Oscar goes perfectly still whenever anyone touches too low on his back, even by accident, like his whole body is closing around a secret while his face works out what expression to make.
Small things. Things nobody else notices.
Lando notices all of them.
Then thereβs the smell.
Sweet at first. Barely there. Lando catches it in the driver room corridor and assumes someone has opened an energy gel. Something sugary, sharp, almost floral, sitting oddly under the usual motorhome stink.
Then Oscar walks past, and Landoβs whole mouth fills with spit.
He grabs the wall.
Oscar stops dead. βLan?β
βIβm fine,β Lando says, which is a lie with shoes on and a hat.
Oscar doesnβt move. His eyes move over Landoβs face, quick and controlled.
The smell thickens. Hot sugar. Ozone. Sweat. Something chemical enough to make Landoβs skin prickle all over.
Oscarβs jaw tightens. βDonβt follow me,β he says.
Which obviously makes Lando want to follow him so badly he nearly blacks out.
He doesnβt. Barely.
Oscar shuts himself in his driver room for twenty-three minutes. Lando knows because he stands in the corridor pretending to scroll through his phone. He stays there like an idiot, staring at the flooring, breathing through his mouth when the smell leaks faintly through the doorframe.
When Oscar comes back out, heβs changed shirts. His hair is damp, like he has dunked his head under the sink. His face is calm again, but too pale around the mouth, and he keeps one hand close to his stomach for a few seconds before he catches himself and lets it fall.
βEverything okay?β Lando asks.
Oscar glances at him. βYes.β
βYou smell like a melted battery.β
Oscar blinks.
Lando winces. βBad wording.β
βItβs pheromonal.β
βRight.β
βYou should stay away from me when it happens.β
βWhy?β
βBecause youβre clearly affected.β
Lando laughs, too high and too fast. βNo, Iβm not.β
Oscar looks pointedly at Landoβs hand.
Lando realises he is gripping Oscarβs sleeve. He lets go. βStatic,β he says.
βThatβs not what static is.β
βCould be.β
Oscarβs mouth twitches, but it doesnβt reach his eyes.
Thatβs the bit that stays with Lando. Not the ridges or the smell or the shadow shifting low under Oscarβs skin.
Itβs the way Oscar looks embarrassed by his own body. Like every strange part of him is a mistake he can usually keep zipped under a suit.
And maybe Lando wouldβve left it alone, if Oscar hadnβt started avoiding him.
Oscarβs avoidance is shit.
He still sits next to Lando in debrief because that is where his chair is. He still answers when Lando asks him things, still makes dry little comments under his breath that only Lando catches. But he stops standing close. Stops letting their shoulders touch in hospitality. Stops leaning in to look at Landoβs phone when Lando starts laughing at something stupid.
That last one is offensive.
βYouβre being weird,β Lando says eventually.
Oscar doesnβt look up from his rice. βNo.β
βYou are.β
βIβm eating lunch.β
βYouβre eating lunch two seats away from me.β
Oscar looks at the empty chair between them. Then back at his rice. βIt was free.β
βItβs always free. This is McLaren.β
Oscar sighs. βLando.β
There it is. Warning tone. Soft enough that no one else clocks it, but Lando feels it under his ribs anyway.
Lando leans back in his chair, pretending his pulse hasnβt jumped. βWhat?β
Oscar keeps his voice low. βIβm trying to be sensible.β
βAbout what?β
Oscarβs eyes flick to him.
Lando knows. Not the details. Not yet. But enough to feel the room tilt a little.
The next time it happens, Oscar doesnβt even make it to his driver room.
It is after qualifying, late enough that the garage has started to empty out. Mechanics move around in that exhausted, efficient way, getting in the last few setup changes before curfew.
The air is still hot. Singapore refuses to cool properly, even at night, turning from wet heat into something heavier and stickier, clinging to the back of Landoβs neck as he cuts through the corridor behind hospitality.
He finds Oscar half hidden between flight cases and the service wall, one hand pressed flat to the panelling, the other low on his stomach. His race suit is still half-zipped, and his shoulders are shaking.
βOsc?β
Oscarβs head snaps up. βDonβt.β
Lando stops.
From ten feet away, Oscar looks fine in the way Oscar often looks fine when he absolutely is not: sweaty, pale, pissed off, normal Oscar in normal McLaren kit, glaring like Lando has interrupted him doing taxes.
Then something moves under his shirt. Low. Wrong.
Oscarβs mouth pinches shut. Lando forgets how to breathe.
βOh,β he says.
Oscar laughs once, sharp and ugly. βYeah.β
βIs it bad?β
βNot if I get away from you.β
That lands strangely. βMe?β
Oscarβs eyes are too dark. βYou make it worse.β
Lando should have a joke for that. Any joke. He has thousands, most of them unusable, most of them terrible, and usually one turns up even when it should not.
Nothing comes.
Oscarβs hand slips lower, fingers pressing into the orange fabric at his waist. His breathing stutters.
βGo get Mark,β Oscar says.
Lando stays where he is.
Oscarβs eyes narrow. βLando.β
βYou told me not to follow you last time.β
βYes.β
βAnd I did.β
Oscar swallows.
The smell rolls over them again, hot-sweet and unbearable. Landoβs knees soften with it. His brain goes syrupy at the edges, everything narrowing to Oscarβs mouth, Oscarβs hands, the tremor in Oscarβs thighs, the dark flicker beneath his skin.
βFuck,β Oscar whispers.
Thatβs when Lando gets it.
Oscar isnβt hard to be around because he looks like something inhuman. Heβs hard to be around because most of the time he doesnt. Because he can sit in briefings and answer questions and laugh quietly at Landoβs shit jokes while something ancient lives under his skin, waiting for the exact wrong temperature, the exact wrong season, the exact wrong boy standing too close in a corridor after qualifying.
Lando takes one step closer.
Oscarβs back hits the wall.
βDonβt,β Oscar warns, weaker this time.
Lando stops just outside armβs reach. βTell me whatβs happening.β
Oscarβs throat works.
For a second Lando thinks heβll refuse. Then Oscar looks at the floor and says, flat as a blade, βMating season.β
Landoβs brain leaves his body, walks into traffic, and dies there.
He manages, somehow, βRight.β
Oscarβs laugh is barely a breath. βThatβs it?β
βWhat else am I supposed to say?β
βAnything smarter.β
βBit late for that.β
Oscar shuts his eyes. Beneath the fireproof top, something shifts again, low under his abdomen. Dark. Hooked. There and gone.
Landoβs mouth goes dry. Oscar opens his eyes.
βNow you know,β he says.
And Lando, because he has never once in his life made the sensible choice when the stupid one has teeth, says, βOkay.β
Oscar stares. Lando steps closer.
βOkay?β Oscar repeats.
βYeah.β
βYou donβt even know what that means.β
βNo,β Lando says, voice rough. βBut I know what you look like when youβre trying not to ask for help.β
Oscarβs face goes very still.
The corridor hums around them. Distant voices. The faint clank of equipment being packed away. Someone laughs outside, completely unaware that Lando Norris is about to make several catastrophic life choices beside a hospitality fire extinguisher.
Oscarβs hand twitches at his side.
Lando sees it.
Then Oscar says, so quietly it barely survives the air between them, βPhysio trailer.β
Lando blinks.
Oscar glances towards the narrow door at the end of the service corridor. The McLaren physio trailer sits tucked between freight cases and cooling units, lights still on, blinds drawn. Meant for stretching, ice baths, recovery.
Nothing about this is recovery.
His voice drops lower. βLock it behind you.β
Landoβs pulse kicks hard enough to hurt. βOsc.β
Oscarβs jaw flexes. Heβs still braced against the wall, still trying to stand like nothing is happening while his body betrays him by degrees. The sharp sweet smell of him clings to the back of Landoβs throat.
βIf you come in,β Oscar says, very carefully, βyou stay until I say.β
Lando swallows.
The sensible answer is to get Mark. The sensible answer is to back away, breathe through his mouth, pretend he hasnβt seen the dark flicker shifting beneath Oscarβs skin. The sensible answer is probably written down somewhere in a McLaren emergency protocol nobody thought to show him, because nobody expected him to be this stupid.
Oscarβs fingers curl against the wall.
Lando reaches for the door handle. βReady?β
Oscarβs eyes close for half a second. Something moves across his faceβquick, unguardedβand then itβs gone, tucked back behind the usual composure. The careful mouth. The stubborn set of his shoulders.
Normal Oscar. Almost.
Lando opens the door and Oscar follows him in, and the smell comes with them, sweet and thick and inescapable, and Lando pulls the door shut and locks it and doesnβt think about how easily he made that decision.
guys I survived the Month of Horrors which means that
Chapter 38 of Weight of the Earth is up!
first times, 50 shades of drama, drool-heavy monologues, fingers in mouth x2 (gone wrong), Mark Webber's war on Google Maps + Lando Norris, three (3) mini bottles of tequila, and Piastri Sibling Moments are waiting for you on AO3 yayyyy
The way the McLaren instagram comments have gone from frankly insane allegations of sabotage, hate, homophobia, threats etc to βomg make this video with BOTH Lando and Oscarβ and βhello McLaren time to renew their contracts you canβt separate themβ like. Is the world healing? Is this a recession indicator? Iβm very happy about it but also wow that was a quick turnaround

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lando: [for hot races] we drink like crazy for the whole week, i'll be like two kilos heavier than i normally am, just because i'm trying to store a lot more water. but i'll lose all of that and more. singapore, qatar... three years ago, it was almost four kilos i lost. i looked shredded after the race. so that's tough, but you sweat so much you don't need to [piss]. for races where it's a bit cooler, you drink a lot before the race, hydration drinks. if there's like a safety car three quarters of the way through the race... just know... i'm struggling.
zak: you're ten times worse than oscar. oscar's never on the radio, in the middle of qualifying "i need to go to the loo" - it's like ten to one versus oscar. so we're going to work on some like huggies diaper sponsorship.
thank u tiktok user kyeenwang for pointing out this moment of oscar telling brat lando what to do, i do in fact owe u my life
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someone said all valentine's babies are scorpios and it made me realize that lando's birthday is in almost exactly nine months. terrible

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i remember hearing zak speak about the team environment that existed when he first became apart of mclaren, how nobody trusted each other, everyone was always paranoid someone was out to get them, and there was just a lot of tension and incredibly low morale. say what you want about him but he has put in a lot of work to turn that around and change the environment of mclaren, and obviously it worked bc they're now b2b constructors champions + have a world drivers championship too.
all of this to say, i do not think it is outlandish or even wrong for the team to recognize mark was adding unnecessary and unwanted tension and stress to an already incredibly tense and stressful situation, and that it could have directly impacting oscar, and want to remove him/limit how much of a presence he has in the paddock. they have a system that (usually) works, and if something is a risk to harmony within the team it's well within their right to make a call and remove it.
oscar is in charge of his own entourage, yes, but at the end of the day he is mclaren's driver, he exists in their garage, in their world, with their rules, and he has to follow them. and i doubt that he was completely blindsided by this or wasn't involved in the decision making.