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Friend with a splinter:
Me, holding tweezers: you need me to pin-bone you or

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The relaxing sound of the water.
Edit : Now it’s moving, sorry the file was too big to move :o
So important
Cute things to say to a tired new Mum:
• we are all expendable in the wake of creation
Foxes are basically cat software running on dog hardware.
Having a pet is having a mutual understanding with another species that we will not eat each other unless absolutely necessary

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A chef at my work pointed to a small piece of cooked chicken on his board and said “go hard”. At that moment i realized just how malleable language is.
There are people in the world who get aggravated by an annoying laugh. This is just so sad to me. Imagine being the person at the bar grumbling because other people are having fun - but they’re not making the right noises.
[Softly but with a lot of feeling] fuck
Me: I went for a run. Them: In jeans? Me: What's the point in being able to run if you can only do it in specially designed clothes? I'm not spending the apocalypse in Lycra.
(via playing_dad)

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Three years ago, my dog went viral on Imgur and Reddit, thanks to this picture I took right after she’d yanked down a post from the front of our house with her bare strength.
But like the image above says, this is not a good post.
That dog above, the one that made so many people laugh, her name is Eva, and she’s my 7-year-old lab. She was just diagnosed with canine lymphoma.
Without chemo, she only has 3 months left with us. But her oncologist has given her a good prognosis with chemotherapy. She could live to see her 9th, 10th, and even 11th birthday.
Which means more years of this happy, ridiculous puppy.
The price to extend her life? $8500.
I nearly died when I saw the number. I’m paying off 4 student loans right now, and my parents are in insurmountable debt. I thought, this is it, we’re screwed. In between crying spells and anxiety attacks, I realized what my choices were: give up and let Eva go in the next 3 months, or crowdfund my ass off.
Internet: you’ve done it before, now I’m begging you, do it again. Spread Eva like wildfire. She deserves a second chance. She deserves the extra time, and all the fun and happiness she’ll have in that time.
Here is the link to her gofundme.
Any amount you can donate will help tremendously. Please, help Eva.
Eva has raised over $3,000 in one week!!! Part of that is because of many tumblr users who have donated, thanks to so many of you reblogging this. Please keep sharing. Tag people you know who have lots of followers. Post it on your facebook. On reddit. On twitter. Everywhere!! I have 17 weeks to come up with $5,000 more for this fantastic pupper.
New tactic for week 2: anyone who reblogs this post will get an automatic follow from me. You don’t have to follow me back! If it gets more people to reblog this post, I’ll do whatever it takes.
I spent my entire childhood wishing I could be and adult. Now I’m here I just wish I could be a child again.
Meanwhile I've blocked out highschool entirely.
Children are basically living sex trophies.
I prefer hickeys.
As soon as they invent shrink rays, a lot more animals are going to make totally rad pets.
Taking a hot bath to soothe your muscles is just simmering yourself on low until tender

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