Phoenix Bonpyre-Payser

Not really, no... And I've tried everything, guitar, bass, drums, banjo, harmonica... It's a shame, really...

-@marshallporter-cogs-inc

Oh my! Now which one of you sent me this sweet treat!? And how did you know apple pie is my favorite...? Whoever you are, you are a very kind soul... I couldn't help myself to a small slice already, hehe! This would go great with a cup of cogfee actually...

Oh man, this is a tough one alright...! Let the people know that I love all horses, but if i had to pick one...Hmm.... Perhaps Friesian horses! Look how majestic that are... I love how sometimes they can have curly hair!

Despite my job title, I do prefer horses over ponies. Some are really cute though! Hehe, look at this little guy...

- Rusty.

Oh, what a shame!!! I really wanted to see you there, old pal... I hope you still went to your department's party, despite us not going together!

Werewolf, huh? Heh, that means we would be mortal enemies, right? I think a vampire would win in a fight, just like... Huh... Nevermind actually... I think I would prefer it if we were buddies like we are now, don't you think so, bud?

Hmm... how about this: what do you think about having a small hangout over at my house? Drink a cup of coffee, maybe watch something spooky together? Halloween might be over, but it's still fall! 🍁

OOPS! I think I missed this "ask", silly me! But to answer your question, yes I did! Usually the company has a big Halloween party in the HQ where everyone dresses up! Usually I like going as a cowboy or horseback rider for costume parties, but I've been told that's not very scary, heh... So I started thinking and decided to make my own outfit: a cowboy vampire! That's pretty scary! I think I took a photo of it before I went out. It's essentially a vampire outfit with cowboy boots and a hat! (hard to see in the picture, you're gonna have to trust me, heh.)

Well, I invited my best friend to play along, and I can definitely say that it was very very lovely! Got to ride some beautiful horses and ponies. Apparently this game also includes some mythical equines (although I prefer just your regular ol' horses haha)!

Another very intriguing mechanic is the toggle that let's you become the horse! This made me very happy :)

Hope everyone is having a #good day!

Exposed nerve??? Oh no, are you saying I have a loose wire or something? I really hope I don't, I did a routine check-up very recently, plus I don't see anything wrong with me... I need to be absolutely sure about these things, my hardware is quite delicate, one loose tube and I could go up in smoke. I am sorta like a furnace, like my Pops, heh! But absolutely not!!! I don't wanna see anyone getting electrocuted because of me...! Plus it might hurt me too...yeeowch! Here's a funny little horse for you instead! Please don't pull it either.

big ole eyes

adorable!

D'aww, why thank you!! I really was quite tiny, my Pops could hold me in the palm of their hand when I was a baby! Not sure if you can tell from the previous picture, but I was actually built with... more of a "feral" build I guess you could say. Made it pretty easy for running, heh! I actually did find some other pictures along side the other one, I think you can see that better in these.

Don't be fooled BTW (that's the cool way to write "by the way" according to my daughter), the tail and ears are just from that onesie, I never actually had any of those, no matter how awesome I think they would be L.O.L (and that's cool way to say you're laughing apparently! Still gotta get the hang of "Key Smashing"...)

- @quickwinnings

OH, and you are that duck fella I've heard about! Well, it's very nice to finally meet you miss! And of course I am, I put it in my bio after all, heh! And... well...! Everyone is entitled to their own opinion...I guess... BUT!! Allow me to perhaps change your mind, horses truly are the best animal that have ever existed! My daughter showed me how to "embed" "gifs" which comes in very handy for what I need to show you and everyone reading.

Just look at these majestic creatures! Did you know that their knee joints are similar to ours? So fascinating... It seems that we are not so different from these beautiful beasts...

Besides, they are just so darn cute! Look at these two little guys playing around! A baby horse is called a foal or a filly, if it's a little girl!

Here's another fun fact! Did you know back in the Wild West stealing a horse was punishable by death? Well... I guess that's not a very fun fact... But it was like stealing someone's car I guess! Even so... I don't think people should have that kind of punishment for doing that...hmm... Sorry if I bummed anyone out with this one... :( Here's another gif to get your mind off that info!

Heh...! This one reminds me of someone! I should invite him over for a nice cup of coffee today...!

Oh I love my parents, they are the best!!! They've helped me become the man I am today, they've been always so supportive. Been with me through all my highs and lows, heh! In fact, I love all my family, I don't know where I would be without them! I value them so much... That reminded me to go look in the attic for some more photos of us and I found this one! I think it was Pops who took it actually. Usually Dad's photos of me are also selfies of him, hehe! Gosh, I was so tiny back then...