Firefly - sentence starters
1. “Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!”
2. “I’m guessing you weren’t burdened with an overabundance of schooling.”
3. “Also, I can kill you with my brain.”
4. “Time for some thrilling heroics.”
5. “Your mouth is talking. You might want to look into that.”
6. “No power in the ‘verse can stop me!”
7. “We have done the impossible, and that makes us mighty.”
8. “If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet, I will end you.”
9. “If someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill them right back!”
10. “Might have been on the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one.”
11. “My days of not taking you seriously are certainly coming to a middle.”
12. “Next time you want to stab me in the back, have the guts to do it to my face.”
13. “She/he/it is beginning to damage my calm.”
14. “Everything’s shiny, _______. Not to fret.”
15. “This must be what going mad feels like.”
16. “They don’t like it when you shoot at ‘em. I worked that out myself.”
17. “My food is problematic.”
18. “No more running. I aim to misbehave.”
19. “We’re not gonna die. We can’t die, _______. You know why? Because we are so very pretty. We are just too pretty for God to let us die.”
20. “The important thing is the spices. A man can live on packaged food from here to Judgement Day if he’s got enough rosemary.”
21. “I think you have a problem with your brain being missing.”
22. “Shake your head, ______. Your eyes are stuck.”
23. “My work’s illegal, but at least it’s honest.”
24. “I’m trying to put this as delicately as I can. How do I know you won’t kill me in my sleep?”
25. “You don’t know me, ______, so let me explain this to you once: If I ever kill you, you’ll be awake, you’ll be facing me, and you’ll be armed.”
26. “I’m a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar.”
27. “I do believe that ______’s planning to shoot me again.”
28. “You paid money for this, _______? On purpose?”
29. “So. Would you like to lecture me on the wickedness of my ways?”
29. “I brought you some supper, but if you’d prefer a lecture, I have a few very catchy ones prepped. Sin and hellfire… one has lepers.”
30. “Why is there a statue of you in the middle of this town square?”
31. “Point of interest? Offering to shoot us, don’t work so well as an incentive as you might imagine.”
32. “If I wanted schooling, I’d’ve gone to school.”
33. “Maybe I’ll give him/her a tattoo while s/he’s out.”
34. “I am a large, semi-muscular wo/man. I can take it.”
35. “What’d ya’ll order a dead guy for?”
36. “All right. You want to explain to me why you got yourself all corpsified and mailed to me?”
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