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Hanging out with old people rules because after a while they trust you enough to confess to murder totally unprompted

tide pods are absolutely an aperture science invention. blue, orange, and white color scheme? pleasing rounded plastic aesthetic? look tasty but will burn your throat and kill you? i bet they were cave johnson’s attempt at creating delicious snack packs

honestly no offense but I love falling asleep and sleeping. its like. ok goodnight

i look pretty good but i need more particle effects honestly

*sets you on fire*

thanks i really needed that

how are yall under 5'2. grow longer bones

me, a stag beetle: *grabs you with my pincers and launches you 50 feet*

cishets are so funny "ok but how likely is it that EVERYONE in a friend group is gay/trans" it is in fact extremely likely because y'all are unbearable to hang out with

good nightcore sleep tightcore don’t let the bedbugs bitecore