Take me to the river

“there’s an ai tool for that” okay ?? there’s probably an ed sheeran song for it too who gives a fuck

Please keep interacting with this post because when I come to tumblr to procrastinate, this shows up again in my notifications and guilts me into writing again

The urge to lie down. The urge to just lie the fuck down and do nothing.

I'm still stuck on the part where we sent explosives to the moon to see what would happen and then did it again with a larger explosion. Humanity peak of fucking around and seeing what happens

yeah i'm into petplay run me over with your car

Grace is one of the most classic things to fall from

That and the monkey barrrsssss

my loved ones talking about me in a true crime documentary after I’m murdered: he was a miserable bastard. he had a way of pissing people off by standing there. the police asked if he had any enemies and we said ‘everyone’

i think a lot of people internalized the misogynistic idea that “men are rational and women are emotional” and just went “that’s true… but it’s a good thing!” instead of saying “that’s obviously bullshit and we shouldn’t perpetuate this belief in any form”