u r guilty of being cute

I worked at the airport for a year & when I would work the international concourse people would say things like this to me and they were constantly apologizing for their broken English. Like no honey, I don’t care about any of that & I’m sorry you even feel the need to tell me that.

why do i think that he would do it again

i would read a fic where all of 1d share a single bank account and they go over the purchases together at the end of every month and a) try to guess who bought what and b) shame each other

#’uhm liam why did you buy this gay porn parody of fight club on pay per view’ ‘iT SAID FIGHT CLUB WITH BEARS I THOUGHT IT WAS GOING TO BE SOMETHING DIFFERENT’ (x)

louis got it so good he rich as fuck, pretty as fuck, he run shit, got the world at his feet and a tall ass man to grab his ass and get his cocoa pops off the shelf when he can’t reach what a life

i wish my dad was like that

I don’t think that’s her dad tbh