HIGH HOPES

If I mysteriously die or disappear just know it was the duolingo owl

You can meet someone tomorrow who has better intentions for you than someone you’ve known for years, time means nothing; character does.

@mybrotherstealsmytampons

I have so much to give to the right person

ok screw this sad shit where’s the drugs

i love it when people compliment my pets 

She looks pretty dead

thanks

which way is the appropriate way to eat a popsicle in front of your parents

(งツ)ว on my way to fuck things up

#science tumblr to save the day from inaccuracies

#THAT’S WORSE

They are called nematocysts. They are what make box jellies and other fun lil critters so dangerous, because without these wee little daggers, the venom would have no way to get into your skin. And yet something as thin as nylon stockings or pantyhose is enough to protect you, they are so small. So if you’re scared of jellyfish? Wear sexy sheer undergarments into the sea like the regal creature you are.

I’m going to reblog this again because that is some of the best advice I have ever gotten on this blog.

I don’t need a man but where is he

I ship myself with academic success and contentment

I think we could all use this on our dashes.

Pure post

This is the kind of quality content I enjoy and demand

LIFE HACK: disguise your nervous breakdown as a series of jokes