Jun 28, 2016
Oh, here it is. You’re playing a very dangerous game of chicken with the head fucking hen. ‘Cause if I don’t win the White House, O'Brien is gonna sink your stupid boats and you’re gonna look like a hair-sprayed asshole in your 1980s mother-of-the-bride dress. And if I do win, I will have my administration come to your shitty little district and shake it to death like a Guatemalan nanny. And then I’m gonna have the IRS crawl so far up your husband’s colon, he’s gonna wish the only thing they find is more cancer. So can I count on your vote? Or do I need to shove a box of White House M&Ms up your stretched-out, six-baby vag?
Selina Meyer in Season 5
