hooperlock.

you spill dr pepper on the concrete and a single perfect rose pushes up out of a crack

My boyfriend suggested what if Poison Ivy was a 52 year old cougar and I think that's the best idea anyone's ever had

if tumblr shuts down we should all develop car crash fetishes and form an underground community that reenacts famous car crashes for sexual pleasure

Pardon?

I said if tumblr shuts down we should all develop car crash fetishes and form an underground community that reenacts famous car crashes for sexual pleasure

My hottest fanfiction take is I think people should stop posting multi-fandom oneshots as a single fic with like 50+ chapters and instead post them as individual fics