Hoomannotme

Imagine the potential for angst and comedy or betrayal and just about anything. ✧⁠\⁠(⁠>⁠o⁠<⁠)⁠ﾉ⁠✧

I want a Kaito who is dead legally by the law as in a whole case was opened about his death and Kaito Kid is now a wanted criminal.

The reason no one can see Kaito's real face despite him having NO COVER is because the monocle is magical!.

So everyone knows Kaito kid right Kuroba Kaito and how he comes from a family of thieves right? Well as I have said Aunt Vermouth. Basing this off a post I saw before that talked about Conan seeing Kid work with Vermouth and having a mental breakdown about Kid being in the BO. So I wanted to spread this awareness.

Vermouth is the family friend of the Kuroba's either by Touchi or Chikage is up to you tbh. So Kaito meets Vermouth when he is very young and he sees her appear around the house every now and again so he knows about her and sometimes he even talks to her.

I feel like their conversations would be Kaito trying to show off his skills to her and she would think it's cute and play along with him. Kaito is so gender neutral and is a prankster so he likes dressing up as a girl to have some fun and I feel like Vermouth would enable him by buying him dresses that are fashionable and flexible for his more boyish characteristics.

So throwing in the detectives in this prompt is a bit difficult because Vermouth and Kid like sticking to the shadows. I feel like Conan would run in to Kid doing his Aunt a favor like stealing an artifact that is said to be cursed or something like that or something that got in the wrong hands like a clue for Conan that she wants him to deliver for her. We all know Conan would be freaking out because Kid is doing a favour for one of the top BO members and he would try and follow Kid to see where a posible BO base is only to find Kid in a disguise at a restaurant with Vermouth. Stuffing his face with cake as she gives him a new dress and they part ways with la bise(french greeting or goodbye).

He remembers a time when he loved fish so much he would eat it every day he could until he got sick of it and had to eat something different. Now all he saw was the reflecting of his father's eyes before he was consumed by death.

Where was she then his lady, The Lady he swore his life to, The Lady he relied so much on to bring him happiness. Where was she when he was laying in an alley at this moment covered in his own blood bleeding out.

The sinner in white always loved to fly... Yet he felt as tho he was a small bird trapped inside an enormous cage for all to see for all too admire yet none of them shed a tear when it died, only looking for new entertainment elsewhere.

He was getting nowhere now stuck in his own abyss of thoughts reflecting on his own misery that had become his life. He couldn't call for help, his phone broke with his fall. He could yell out, he would be questioned by the police on his injury.

As he thought of a way to survive, grasping at any idea to come to him to. To save himself. He heard quiet foot steps enter the alley he was in. Shrinking himself in with the shadows, thanking his foresight of changing into his surveillance clothes before anything else. He listened for any indication of the person: do they limp, do the have a quick pase, does it sound small and clumsy?

As he prepared to gas them just in case it could be those who unjustly shot him out of the sky. He saw him, a devil that was reflected in light. He smiled knowing there was two ways this could go knowing the guy.

Shinichi:So you don't want the chocolate ಠಿ⁠_⁠ಠ

Kaito: *affectionately bites hand off*

Let me present to you: Azure who is in love with Wukong but he doesn't see it because "his moonlight looks so beautiful" and Macaque who is here because they feed him and is oblivious to any and all of Wukong's advances bc he's just a friend™️

Kaito is so smart at dealing with people he doesn't need help from a book or other people. But if you try to get him to read a manual of some kind... well let's just hope your not building a plane. Kuroba 'rules? what rules?' Kaito would just freestyle things and somehow get it to work.

Just out of curiosity 👀

Damian and Tim will finally agree on something during this time. EXAMPLE:

Damian: ok but like wouldn't it be easier to just burn the body, like youre in the middle of the woods?! Tim: Yeah, and then just throw what's left of the body in the river or feed it to a pack of wolf's.

And then Jon tells them something like

"oh? Damian, yeah no he's gay."